Last night I was sitting on my back deck and seen a cat walk into my yard. Go get the gun I say, No No the lady next door is out side. I get my lazer pointer out and man let me tell you I had that damn cat running all over the yard. Way funny, I got the cat to go up a tree. The cat was still in it this morning. Lady was at work, got the gun out and and had white fur drifting across the yard. What a great start to the day.... Why can a cat go up on his own but needs help to get back down ? I did my deed today and helped him out !!!

We had one of my son's friends living with us for a while. He had a laser pen he use to get the cat to run around in circles luckly we got rid of the kid and the cat also.

I am going to get one of those laser pointers and I wonder if you could get tabby to climb one of the power poles and jump onto the power lines. If done properly it should make for a fine barbecued cat

Ummm barbecue crat! That stuff just falls right off the bone!

Short 44, Swede 44Mag and 7Rumloader, you gents have made a great leap forward with the application of your lazer technology to the worldwide cat problem. New to the forum too! Absolute genius! Dymamite Noble Prize ideas! Oh WOW!!, The advance of science! I'm making a great big red beam cat saber and am going to mount it in a light saber custom turned type of handle of the finest pallet wood I can find and stained an evil pukey color. I'll put a split ring on the end so I can clip it on my fannie pack D-ring too. Regular slide switch though, none of that at-bat theatrics of handle twisting to turn that baby on or off. Then I'm going after cats. BIG CATS, SABER TOOTHED CATS, REAL SUBURBAN FELIONS, TAWNY ORANGE RANCH COUGARS, SPOTTED LAP LYNXS, PORCH PUMAS, and all those big *astards in cages down at the ZOO! You fellows just prooved that once you get a cat hooked so to speak on a lazer spot they can be led all over and are goners for a little creative sword play. Jerk them off of porch settees and out into the street like they were on a wire. Just think of teaching old Scruffie Paws Africanus Stinkus at the zoo how to attack the big red dot, jump in the moat, climb chain link, bite the elephant, etc. Awesome!!!!! N.S. Sherlock

Sh*t I bet the monkeys would just go nuts over that ! I know they go crazy on acid !!!! I didnt say that...SSHHH

Short...my God man, you are genius! I gotta try to see if I can get a crat to chase the little red dot all the way to Li'l Bob! Hell, that'll be a great supplement to my juggling act down at the PT Barnum Circus! Wow! Neato! Fart'n-Frijoles! Damn man, bet that would work good when you have a bob crat hung up behind a windfall when your running out of light too!

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.HiTech.Wizard

All Hail Short!

You've got to be careful with using Lazers on crats. You might blind one and then all he could do is sit around and lick his ass all day. He wouldn't be able to go out in the yard and become a target.

If they will follow Lazers can you make them run out into the street in front of oncoming cars???

guys,

This lazer idea is great I can use my .40 and not even have to aim just turn on the lazer and they line themselves up.

Great idea.

You guys can be a little slow on the uptake sometimes. A friend of mine has been teasing his mothers cat with one of those laser pointers for over a year. It didn't take him too long to get bored and start thinking about a soft to hard switch on the thing! Bait& Bisect! derf

Okay! Okay! Does anyone know where to get a red laser perhaps just a bit more powerful, maybe hair singeing quality? or perhaps strong enough to cut off a piece of tail? or ear?

derf, I've know about them for years, almost put one a .22 for crat bustin' way back when, but didn't. It's the idea of leading the playful little things to a horrible demise that is so appealing...

NS, you need a CO2 pumped laser for that. Probably sighting will be the most perplexing thing, the beam is invisible, though the results aren't.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.CookedFromThe.InsideOut

Ned,,you can chalk up a keyboard on your list of kills,,rum'n'coke is'nt compatible with keyboards Kill'em all!!!!Clay

Sighting a CO2 laser is fairly easy. First, buy one of those cheap night vision sights. Second, drill a 1/16th inch hole in the lens cap. Third, turn on the night vision goggles with the lens cap with hole in it on, and then turn on the laser. You will now see the laser beam as coherent light, like a super strong flashlight.

Have fun! Though I would suggest aiming it at their eyes for quick kills, and avoiding flat rocks, sides of buildings or cars, any glass objects, or bodies of still water, if I were you.

Not that I know anything about that sort of thing....

Thanks 120mm. But that is just too much for me. I'll just use my flintlock....shoots like a lazer anyway, it does.