05 April 2006, 22:46
panzerguyMy boss sent me this
Us cat killer/haters are not alone. My boss sent me this YES!!!
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/04/05/D8GPU4FG0.html05 April 2006, 23:52
96SwedeSee, it's all there...They must all be eliminated in the name of National Security
quote:
..bird flu...the potential role of felines in spreading the virus is being overlooked....... Cats have been known to become infected with the H5N1 virus, and they can give it to other cats.....we believe that the role of cats should be considered in controlling the spread of H5N1 virus infection......cats should be kept away from infected birds or their droppings, ...cats suspected of such contacts or showing symptoms of infection should be quarantined and tested.....European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control has also recommended keeping cats indoors ......
So shoot anything suspicous, anything around birds, and anything not indoors. We must stop this pandemic before it starts.

I'm hoping to do the testing.

06 April 2006, 00:03
Crimson Misterquote:
So shoot anything suspicous, anything around birds, and anything not indoors. We must stop this pandemic before it starts.
I'll do my part for God and country!
06 April 2006, 03:09
brassbIf you get caught offing crats, your lawyer can use the "Bird Flu Anxiety Defense".
06 April 2006, 03:34
Crimson Misterquote:
Originally posted by brassb:
If you get caught offing crats, your lawyer can use the "Bird Flu Anxiety Defense".
THAT'S BRILLIANT! 
You are a god damn legal genius. A regular F. Lee Brassbailey!
06 April 2006, 06:17
96SwedeAs a practicing Hypocondriac with an OCD syndrome over germs and other potential
excuses sickness inducing substances. after the recent headlines concerning the ever present felinous nastious. I now feel compelled to throughly "cleanse" the earth.

Okay so some parts may be ...well......artistic liberty (Is there really such thing?) It sure looks good on my plea documents for the
brutal extermination erradication of the germ carryin vermin.

06 April 2006, 06:51
claybusterSwede,,a health inspector asked me about a hoarde of cats the mexicans were feeding,,must have been 20 of the damn things,,and told me they must be taken to a vet for shots,spay/neuter,etc.As he was leaving,,he saw me pulling a 10/22 out of the truck,I shot a couple,,that evening I asked the guys if the cats were thiers and the cost to make them state compatable,,they washed thier hands of the whole affair[open season],,next month he came back to follow up,,and asked what happened to the cats,,I told them they were gone,,he kinda turned a little green got back in his car and left,,Clay
06 April 2006, 18:04
brassbFrom the "Back When You Could Get Away With This" file:
When my uncle's psycho first wife left him, she left behind her equally psycho yapyap dog. He took care of the dog, even though he liked it about as much as he liked her. I guess he just naturally felt sorry for anything that had been on the recieving end of her tender mercies. The dog was a literal ankle biter, a mini berserker, that feared nothing but uncle Bill's size 13 wingtips.
Over the next couple of years the dog got out 2 or 3 times and terrorized passersby, with a special focus on kids on bikes. One day the inevitable happened. A young'un was paying more attention to the dog than the ditch and took a tumble. The mother showed up, and stood a prudent distance from uncle's front door, screaming curses and threats. One thing she kept screeching was "You need to do something about that dog!"
Uncle came out with the dog and his .22 Woodsman. He calmly walked behind the woodshed and capped the dog. Then he came back with a shovel and said "There! You happy now?" She left with what uncle described as "The damnedest look on her face."
Later her 'ol man calls and starts chewing uncle Bill about how this woman is all tore up over what Bill done and he ought to be ashamed and what the Hell would possess a feller to do such a thing? Uncle tells him "Well, when Lilly left she was behind on the rabies shots. The dog's been acting funny lately and I figured I'd better take care of it before it started foaming. If I was you, I'd watch that young'un and see to it he don't start biting." That was pretty much the end of it.