Heh heh heh

Trophy photo..........

Suitable for use as one of many seasonally adjuated avatars. Great trapping!

There once was a mole
who lived in a hole.
A cheap smelly bastard
who had no soul.

He ate and he gorged
then said, "By George!
It's time I checked the 'Maters!,
If not now, then certainly later."

Came a soft footfall
a petite size 6.
He heard earth move
and wondered, "What is this?"

A Quake in his realm
a disturbance in the domain.
"I suppose I should investigate
before it starts to rain.

He scurried through earthen tube
mumbling something like 'Goo-Goo-ga-Jube'.
He thought of the Avatar Audition
then had a horrid premonition.

What if they use a skunk?!
Or a hog what's drunk?!
Aghast, he thunk
then the steel went 'Ker-chunk'.


Well, that's the best word smithing I can do spur of the moment, subject considered. Great set Ann, go get another!

Dan Poe

Pres., TYHC

www.Mole.Kabobs
www.Iambic.Psychosis

Thanks Ned. Do you remember when Howard Dean did his psycho war cry way back when? Well, that's what I do when ever I kill one of these works of the devil.

Moles, cats, rats, liberals. There is a long litany of deserving objects for the scream of anguish. My silent thought is, as I squeeze through the four scratch creep in my .22 mag CZ trigger, while settling the 75 meter setting on a varmint's head, "You are mine".

Nice picture Ann.
Where can I get a crossbow like yours? Never seen a bolt like that.
And from the looks of it , I'd say you did that cat a favor.
It reminds me of some of 'The Porch People" we got down at our Statehouse.

Well, the trap bit it good.

Moles - 0 Ann - 3



You know, I wonder why peta doesn't take up the plight of the lowly mole? He who is speared with high velocity spring traps with 6 inch spears. Often impaled alive until the happy homeowner gloats over it's predicament. Poisoned via peanut butter flavored rat bait, etc.