I'm going to apply for a grant of pork barrel money to support this proposition. That way I won't have to be buying and shipping cats all around the country just to have my favorite KFC.

Hey Ned,,Come up to woodbine,,I'll grill ya a steak,,Will also set you up with a prime spot to pick off some ratty ass crats,,Clay

Can I come too? Me and Special?

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.RockingTheLiberal.Bastion

Shure,,Just bring a couple cans of sardines to ensure an sucessfull hunt,,,,clay

Guys,

I have been very effective in my crat eradication program and would welcome some grant money here on the Eastern Shore. This week starts goose season and I fear we have a real shortage of crats for "between flock" entertainment.....this will deminish the experience!!

Forgot to mention...my chocolate Lab will also fetch crats....dead or alive...his mother won't touch them on a bet, but will fetch deer legs....it's a long story.

I would certainly be willing to contribute some genetic work to the project. I am sure with samples from enough dead cats I can prove to a reasonable certainty that the feral cat is an evolutionarily significant unit.....

(Plus I would love to see what happens to a crat when its submerged in 2000ml of DNAzol....)

IV

Thanks, guys. There seems to be a lot of intrest out there in getting together to "shoot the cat" and have a few beers with steak & shrimp, tell war stories, and re-live your favorite puss hunting exploits. I got some extra of those pork barrel applications I could pass out and you could think up your own project for submission to your favorite porky barrel legislator. Maybe write up a handbook of helpful hints. That way federal money establishes the target colony, we could target it too and in cooperation with diversity U. could have 100 item cat snack buffets at those ethnical restaurants like the Golden Wang of Hunan.

An idea for the times. I'm as excited as a pointer pup on opening day!

Dan

Pres., TYHC

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I'm proud to live in the State represented by the Pork Barrel KING, Robert C. Byrd.
He has been in the Senate since dirt was new.
I think I will drop him a line and tell him I will quit bringing up his past. What with him being a member of the KKK.Some people look at a membership in this organization as being somewhat shady.It really can't hold a candle to being a Democrat.
Maybe he can set aside a couple thousand acres and free up a few million to start a Feral Crat Refuge here in West Virginia.
Air conditioned cabins,fully staffed kitchen w/ three squares a day + free snacks and pop.Swimming pool and playgrounds for the tykes.TV/Pool Table Rec. rooms.Just like the Camp Dawson deal we set up for the NawLeans refugees.
I would also like 300 yard Benchrest range complete with automatic Crat Skeet machine.

Hot DAMN! If we could only get a State Board of Tourism & Common Sense to sponsor sort of a combination job fair/economic development type of posh gathering, free food, open bar, lovely hostesses, you know like the Social Service Dept. of Boondoggleing Affairs people have all the time, it would be wonderful. They could have Noseler and Hornyday giving out samples, Manufacturers could hold hourly raffles of rifles and stuff! Live demonstrations of "Sporting Crats" gear, Cat Catapults, pussy cannons, and etc. Maybe even hold it in West Virginia?

We're gonna need concrete block walls and aircannons...


HTRN