It has recently come to my attention that there is a new Cat House in town.It is an old abandon place that some kids pulled the boards off the windows to party in.The field lions invaded this and from the smell inside the party is over,so to speak.The grass/weeds haven't been cut for a couple of years.There are narrow trails through the grass.I welded up some snare supports,made up some snares with 1X19 snare cable and minilocks(this is my prefered bobcat snare).I have experimented with loop size and distance for the bottom of the loop off the ground.I put 23# compression springs on to hasten the dirt nap.I set 3 snares in each trail with a 4" loop.I bent the grass over to make tunnels for them to duck into.Early this A.M. I tossed a real M-80 in a window and trotted back.Field lions boiled out of there,some looked dazed.I ended up with 4 in snares,break dancing.I have not perfected this yet but I may produce a methods video by Christmas.I have to go turn the field lion quarters in the brine and steel my blade.I think Li Down on the rocks is in order.This video will be available through I.F.A.R.T. International(Institution of Feline Advanced Research Technologies)

I.F.A.R.T. too when I read stuff like that! Excellent work! The M80 was a nice touch BTW. Didja consider lighting the grass while they was break dancin'?

Dan

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Great planning and execution there Wolfer. Your mastery of F.A.R.T. operations is impressive. Put me down for one of those instructional videos. Please mail some of your "how to" F.A.R.T. information for me to try. I have been trying, frequently without success. I thought I was good but you are an expert at it. I'm a bit leery of the International organization part though, could be part of the U.N. Is there a Canadian branch for Mr. Derf? He might want to learn too. I think Dan already knows how. Is it true you are a certified Fellow of Feline Advanced Research Technologies? Regards, ned

I already have FART'ing down to a fine art. Just this evening I actually grossed myself out. I would like to say "shit that stinks", but am afraid to utter the word in case my body gets ideas! derf

Derf, I guess that makes you the charter member of the Cluknuck F.A.R.T branch. Pres., et al.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

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Derf,

You are a man among all men. This is a talent inherant to being male.

And yes, you all stink despite what you might think.

Dan I couldn't bring myself to light the grass.I'm developing a new dispatch tool for "cable restraining device held ranch panthers" I had to go International to include our good friend in Canuckistan.

I got a great old Ithaca NID, M&F, 12Ga...


Dan

Pres., TYHC

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I had 3 more"hanging" this morning. I used a baseball bat to euthenize then.It's in a no shooting zone.

Wolfer, like this?:


Toolmaker

"It's a low outside pitch,Wolfer bears down and swings!Folks that one is gone!!!

Too cool!!!! They did a nice job drawing in the thong,,,,,Clay

It's from a strip called Losers

It's about 3 HS kids who are by there own defintion "losers". It's not for the prudish. It's funny as hell, but the artist, like most webcartoonists has a definate bend to the left. The strip I posted was from his "Offensive" series he did after getting some hate mail over a joke he did.

Toolmaker

Once again I must disagree with the asylum dwellers.

The best blunt force object to use against all manner of varmints is still a solid ash pick handle. It's as heavy as a ball bat, but it's oval shaped so when you connect with something (or someone) along the "edge" you put all that potential energy into a smaller area. It has the best traits of both the golf club and the ball bat(small contact area and large mass, respectively)

A pick handle is on my list of things to buy to put in the truck, unfortunately Home Depot sells the ones with the poly heads

HTRN

If you use a fitch fork,,,you can spoik them to the ground and watch'em wiggle for a bit,,For the wary ones,,you have a nifty five prong spear .I'm not a golfer,,,but do have a wood club I picked up in my travels somewhere.I keep it at the shop for rainy day entertainment.Working on a turf farm,,,I've seen countless golfers that could'nt pass that purty field of grass,,stop the car,,dump a few balls on the ground and drive them out into the field,,put the club away and drive off,,,they never go and pick up the balls,,,So I usually have a good supply.Clay

I still lean towards the 7 iron, nothing better for Kitty Krainiotomy. But don' forget the golf spikes.

Mr. Steele, did you ever try stepping on the cats tail then using a 3 wood to "hide" the ball? It has helped my concentration a great deal, especially as I wait until after I step on their tail to tee up the ball. Give it a try sometime!

Yeah, I have, but I slice with woods. (and baseball bats)