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The "pretends to be sweet but really is a wack job liberal bitch" librarian in my little burg puts food out for the pooty tats behind the city library. I finished up clinic charts about 22:00 local time this evening. My faithful German Shorthairs ran to the front door of the clinic all a quiver with anticipation. I said "have you girls been good little natural born killers today?" They gave me angelic looks "Of course daddy, we've been very good." I then said "Well, in that case you girls can go kill a cat, but just one tonight." as I opened the door. They went flying down the sidewalk with muscles rippling, turned the corner and accelerated down the homestretch, cleared the wall around the back yard of the library silently and landed right on top of several tabbies snarfing down welfare kibbles. By the time I got the truck warmed up and drove around the block they had finished playing "make a wish" and had flossed their teeth with kitty fur. I drove up the alley, and quietly opened up the truck door. They spit their chew toys out and hopped into old blue. We eased on down the alley and out onto the main drag. All was well with all of our worlds. They kind of like Texas style kitty collecting. Hey dad, can me and Magda go kill some cats and fling the guts all over the library lady's lawn? | ||
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Nice puppies....yes, your such good girls.... I hope you gave 'em an extra belly rub. Oh, by the way, isn't "wack job liberal bitch" an actual medical term? You have to admit it, cops and doc's may be able to hide it, but deep down they are just as twisted as we are. | |||
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