So I was have a dilemma about where to post this and I finally came up with this location. Here is my logic: 1) Hunting for a small fit woman. 2) Cat is small game, Cat is short for Pussy Cat, and Woman have a Pussy Cat minus the Cat.

So the question of this is do I go after the 20 year old blonde or the 20 year old brunette? Being of equal hotness and build. Does one consider it prudent to go after the girls if they are going to live upstairs from me? Is it worth the opportunity? Allo comments welcome. I will keep everyone posted on the outcome. Wish me luck!!

This post should probably be posted either in wildcat loading, big game hunting or big bore cartridge loading. All catagories really seem to fit. A little over kill hunting wompass cat with a large bore but if the bore fits use it for what it was designed. Most qualify as big bores.

Well olcrip I am going to have to identify the bore size before I can comment any further on where this post actually belongs.

In addition to the two hotties living above me there is a "crazy cat lady" living next to me. could probably get her to move if I backed over her cat with my truck. That is always a good thing. Flat cat is a good cat.

Forget 'bout 20 year olds and blondes and brunettes. Go find a 30 year old redhead and haaaannnggg on

Dragon Lady think you no have hotties upstair. You see, no go brind they average girr. You see Dragon Lady onry once, then brind forever GI! HA HA! What your address GI? Princess Li take care cat rady cats, no run over with truck. Make numba 1 main course Golden Chopstix! Give you discount GI!

Brond hair or Brunette hair same same. No match brack hair ninja girr.

PB, definately a thread for 'big game hunting', but since you asked....

Brunette. Blonds if you are looking for a good time for a few weeks, brunette if you want someone to be around a while. Blonde hotties tend to move on much faster...they get more attention and get full of themselves too!

But like rifles, each one is diffrent and requires a different touch to get peak performance from.

Why not both!?!? That could really complicate your life, not to mention destroy your bank account!

Every time I see a question like this that old song starts playing back in my head ...

"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife ... so from a personal point of view, find an ugly girl to marry you."



Women cost money, and switching around between them (OR DIVORCING ONE) costs even more money. Heck, I've only just gotten finished paying for my ex-wife's new car that she got out of the divorce settlement, with ME footing the bill.

Find one woman that you can relate to, feel good around, and communicate with - and stick with her through thick and thin. Take 'em shooting or SCUBA diving with you - whatever you do for hobbies, and include each other in your lives as equal partners.

fwiw,I would try to figure out how to get them 'both' over to your place for a cookout.
Cat Lady next door has the main course if you can catch it.
After a beer or twelve each, move on to the next course.
Both ladies and you = Packerbacker sandwich.
Good Luck and God speed.

OK, first thing, since they are living upstairs, are you the landlord?? If so, keep it in your pants.

Next, do you plan on marrying either of them? If not, nail them both, separately, or together if the opportunity arises. Who knows, get yourself invited up to their place for a beer, and they may approach you with the idea. They will probably be much more amenable on their own turf.

A word of caution. Though I have never had the opportunity, I know several guys who have (and I believe them), and they have said that it doesn't come off like we all fantasize that it will. In fact, they've said that they literally feel like the "odd man out". Might make for a great story afterwards, but you may just come away disappointed (if there is such a thing, in this situation).

Like I said, I'm (unfortunately) not talking from experience. Perhaps we have some on here who can comment, but then again, who believes anything someone brags about on the Internet.

Women are not small game they are more in the realm of Dangerous Game. Especially if pissed off at you for Any reason. I am quite sure you will be finding that out shortly! derf

If anyone is getting married, make sure she hates cats !!!! Don't make the same mistake I did!!!!

Which one owns a large ranch in Colorado and Wyoming or Idaho as well as a sporting goods store and micro brewery.

One must have priorities

Which one is 4'2" and mute?

Bad Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.AllThingsInTheir.Place

DERF! You, Sir, are a wise man. ned

Guys,
I will have to do more research, I am still caught up on the fact that they are young and beautiful. Both have jobs so that is a plus. They like to party, another plus. Next thing I need to do I guess is set up a grilling of some steaks and take them fishing and sort it out after that.

Pick the one that will bait her own hook and offers to clean the fish that I catch. And then cooks them too.

Dan, you forgot one criteria...

4' 2", mute, with a flat head (so you have a place to set your beer).

We've got a VERY HOT Russian babe who's here on contract. She has a temper (could have something to do with the red hair) .

She came in a couple of weeks ago with laryngitis. I looked at her and said "Wow, you are about as close to a "perfect woman" that I've ever met!" Then I ducked!!!

Well guys from just coming off of years of dating I'd have to say be friends to both of them until you've had a chance to try them both out. Then and only then would I pick one!

You gotta watch those Russian and Eastern European ladies ...

I was flipping through some internet singles a while back and one of their profiles said something to the effect of her family raised sheep for wool and if I brought her home she could knit beautiful wool clothes, as well as carpet, throw rugs, upholstery and curtains for the house.



And I'm thinking to myself that NO WAY, will I ever find an American woman that would GLEEFULLY advertise they're willing to KNIT carpet and curtains for our home.

Ben, When was the last time you saw "truth in advertising". derf

Yeah, that's why I ended up just shopping domestic.

I was too concerned those international orders would just see me as a "green-card on the hoof", and I wasn't interested in that.

If it seems too good to be true, I generally keep looking.

CDH, with all respect, I don't drink much beer, so I'm not needin' one of those flathead wimmen so treasured by Jim Bridger. Nope, 4'2" and mute does the trick for me.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.RedHair.WontHurt

Ben589,

You are posting your location as South Alabama, You do not need anybody that makes woolen clothes, you need to find someone who knows how to work with COTTON.

Hog Killer

Hehe, yeah there's sure plenty of that around here... and 10 or 11 months of the year more useful too.

What would be IDEAL to find though, is an ad for a woman saying she loves sewing and woodworking and loves to build and finish 50' mahogany sailboats.

From: Peter Hathaway Capstick, Death in the Dark Continent, page 3

Quote: “Sorting out the relative deadliness of the African plug-uglies who will happily include you on their dance card if you step on their toes is rather like determining the comparative merits of blond, brunette, and redhead ladies. All are potentially deadly, but some a bit more than others, depending on local conditions.â€

pdhuntr, thanks for the Capstick take on this issue. Packerbacker, go next door and read the post titled "just in case...", started by yours truly, polished well by our brethren. Pay close attention when it gets to the part about liquid nitrogen, and the crat shard recipe. You need a WIDE mouth thermos, best advice you ever got, I swear!

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Experienced.Advice

Wouldn't venture to provide help to the 'Meat' of your problem, But where to post????? A thought comes to mind that it should be in the 'Double Gun' section, but then would it be 'Over and Under' or 'Side by Side' perhaps it depends on how you 'Address the Target' or "Mount the Gun' as it were. Then again maybe there are just too many variables to truly answer appropriately..

Muffin, you should visit more often, wry wit and eloquent extrapolations appreciated!

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.NotFarFrom.HickoryIsland

My God ! There is ANOTHER one.
Welcome to the Pit of Perdition , Muffin.
Packerbacker,the newbie Muffin is on to something here.
Think "Combo Gun".
A 12 Ga. under a .233.
The mind reels.

A full choke on the one.

Packerbacker, one does not go from pop warner directly to the superbowl. You should get out of Sun Prarie and get up to Regent street in the mad city. Game days and finals are wonderful times to experiment and decide if the blonde or brunette would be for you. Remember the carpet doesn't always match the drapes. If you run into an Auburn haired temptress with a kitty shaved into a lightning bolt and sexy french manicure, duct tape your ears to your head and prepare to have your pleasure spiked with pain!!

Lads, I just noticed that this was the-ahem-69th post by Muffin. Perhaps he has cosmic influence over the world of Cyberspace? I mean, given the subject and all. OTH he might be one of the most patient opportunists of all time. Shall we give him the Grand Cyber-Cosmic Confluence Award for the year 2005?

The trophy is a small crat statue, gold base, with a hot pink ghillie. Whaddya think?

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Howlywood.Cammo

You know Dan, when you Described the perfect woman, you forgot to mention toothless(for obvious reasons!)


Toolmaker

TM, actually I said perzactly what I wanted for reasons abstract and unspoken at the time. Unless you have been to some of the more obscure parts of the orient you may not be aware of some, shall we say, delightful treats that can be administered by a fully equiped wench. I shall not bore you with details, it is an adventure that must be experienced without premeditation.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Memory.Lane

backer....there's an old story about an old bull and a young bull looking down the canyon rim at a herd of heiffers.....you've heard it I'm sure so just become a old bull. It's much less fatiguing and costs less.