Behold, the first component of "Toolmaker's Revenge"




Birman's gonna be the first test subject!


Toolmaker

Where are the photos from the initial testing? Did you use frozen cats or live ones?

Tool maker,,,,thats one hell of a lathe,,,you could turn one really nice cannon on that thing,,,,,What does the mixer really go to?Clay

Does it fit ths legendary cat slurpee machine at the cat sherbert factory?

I'm going to contact Webster and suggest they substitute the second photo for the text as a definition for "whirling dervish".

TM, where do you insert the crat?

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Hells.Fury

Two words people: think combine

If you look at the URL tags from the pic, you'll see they're from Allis Chalmers website.

I have no idea what they're doing but man it's scary lookin' when the lathe is on....


Toolmaker

Looks to me like the intake blades of a large snow-blower. Used to work with a few of those in Winterpeg,Manitoba. derf

It's actually a mixing blade from something in food service.

The blade is Stainless steel.

The picture of it running just makes me quesy..


Toolmaker

Make sure you tag out the switchbox before you crawl in the access door to adjust the blade scrape against the cylinder wall.

I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid.

They'd have to fire me, because there is NO WAY I would go near that to machine it.

I found these two pics at the HSM message board - my nasty, crat hating mind instantly gauged the possibilities....


HTRN

That must be some kind of balance/vibration test,I didn't see any grinder attached to the lathe,,And your'e shure as hell not going to "turn" something with that kind of air space,,,You'd bust every bit ever produced,,I remember where I saw something allmost exactly like that,,My grandpa ran a gristmill and had a mixer with a similar rotor for mixing the baking powder and leavening to the pancake mix,,,Clay

Jeez!!!!!!!!!!!! You'd have to employ 15 men to keep the supply of cats up to it.Then theres the Removal of waste or finnished product(which ever way you want to look at it).To say nothing of the supply of Raw Material.Yeah we can do this I want 2

I do nothing by half measures.


Toolmaker

Envision that blade mounted vertically in a big cylinder like a home ice cream maker, powered by a whopper diesel/electric motor set. Two long lines of pairs of our tough Aussie friends frantically passing cats toward the toss-in hopper funnels, one right, one left. Boxcars being emptied of yowling cats, grabbed and passed forward. Toolmaker manning the dispensing lever, like on the soft ice cream machine down at the crouch and gobble, filling up 55 gallon drums of perfectly blended cat puree, to be sent to china to help meet their protein needs such as cat nuggets (5 for 65 ying, 13 yang each), or animal crackers, for their domestic cat consumption. An engine of world trade!

Then freeze and send to D.D. to treat his adopted reptile family with italian ices Clay WWW.mixandmash.com

I just had a vision of Toolmaker wareing nothing but a loin cloth .Beating a large drum to keep us Aussies in time with the machine.(he'd be drumming like genney crouper or keith moon)Somehow this vision has put me off me dinner,breakfast,lunch for the next 6mths

There, There. Its OK. It is for export(to china).

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Then freeze and send to D.D. to treat his adopted reptile family with italian ices CoolClay WWW.mixandmash.com

The boys want to send their appreciation for thinking about them Clay! However, the wife who never says "no" to any of my half baked schemes put her foot down for this one. NS has the right idea, send them slurpies to China.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.WithAHint.OfGarlic

Dan,you should have heard the scream my wife let out when she opened the tupperware expecting to see a salad,,,but instead found 6 skinned squirrel marinating Clay

Did those "squirrels" have collars on them?


Toolmaker

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Did those "squirrels" have collars on them? Big Grin

No only a use by date

I think those blades should be made out of RWL-34 quality steel and honed very carefully to a 24 degree edge!

Regards,
Marterius

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Then freeze and send to D.D. to treat his adopted reptile family with italian ices CoolClay WWW.mixandmash.com

The boys want to send their appreciation for thinking about them Clay! However, the wife who never says "no" to any of my half baked schemes put her foot down for this one. NS has the right idea, send them slurpies to China.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.WithAHint.OfGarlic

Yummy, Siamese Smoothies! derf

Mebbe if we market it right....


HTRN

Orange tabby flavor, blue siamese flavor, creamed himalayan flavor.............

So how come I don't see any people standing nearby smoking cigarettes in pic #2?

They [big brother] have decreed them bad for your health. Clay www.smokemifyougotthem.com

They [big brother] have decreed them bad for your health. shameClay

Jeez! I'm glad I ain't got no Big Brothers! Smoking is the only "Vice" I've got left in life!...Sex is just a hobby .(come to think of it at my age Sex is a annual event )