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Because I missed a shot at at feral cat This confession is to stop a flood of emails and to stop Aussies agreeing with Muzza. You see I was out pig hunting when I saw the eyes and ears of a black cat sticking above the bank (I was in the creek, about 400 meters away)I took aim but at that moment, a water buffalo bull came crashing down the bank at me. I dived to the left avoiding his charge, rolled and came up running. The bull turned just as I did nearly catching me with his horn and as he turned again I knew I had only time for one shot so I aimed for the cat and missed. At the sound of the shot the buff took off and I was safe. So I'm sorry fella's I should of got him but the bullet landed just in front of its face. I ready to face the music ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | ||
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Okay you kept your part of the bargain, now quick, delete this so we can all get on with annoying the piss out of the kiwis! Cheers, Dave. Cheers, Dave. Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam. | |||
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Good story,Bakes. Now if you could only train the Buff to tree crats. Ya might want to check the sights on your rifle.A running 400 meter shot should have been a piece of cake. My Strength Is That I Can Laugh At Myself, My Weakness Is That I have No Choice. | |||
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Hello Bakes. That was a significant emotional shooting event for you, what with the closeness of the miss. Perhaps your concentration was off a bit due to some concern over Kiwi harassment in case of failure? You may want to spend more time cat hunting, in which case a great large pig or maybe even a buff will become the sudden opportunity for a shot where you might have better odds for a killing due to the larger size. Hope this helps. N.S. "Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you" G. ned ludd | |||
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you must practice shooting undeer stressful conditions more. | |||
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Obviously we got the condensed version on the Aus/NZ Forum. Dont recall the mention of the buffalo or the 400 metres.... Methinks some embellishment in order to save face may have occurred here Bakes But hell , you faced up to your inadequacy and admitted that you missed a catshot - well done! ________________________ Old enough to know better | |||
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Now now Muzza, How could you think that ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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Aaahhh Bakes , so modest of you ,you did'nt mention the 4 metre croc that was competing with the buff to get ya ,but hey ,they would'nt belive you anyway. It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack; not rationality. | |||
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Thats the problem mate, they wouldn't belive the dangers of hunting up here. ------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!" | |||
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Bakes, Do not add the croc to your story unless he is at least 6 meters long. Might as well tell it as big as you can. Hog Killer IGNORE YOUR RIGHTS AND THEY'LL GO AWAY!!! ------------------------------------ We Band of Bubbas & STC Hunting Club, The Whomper Club | |||
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Bakes, you shooting a single shot? Dan Pres., TYHC http://www.Short.Rounds If yuro'e corseseyd and dsyelixc can you siltl raed oaky? | |||
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You sickify me. HTRN | |||
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