I have a neibor a few houses down that has pissed off everyone else .
His kids and dogs run wild ,loud music at all hours ect.
Few days back I catch his big orange tom in my live trap.
For a cat it's nice but DUMB.
I see the mail man go by ,he had not left anything at the neibors house.
A idea came to me . Cat ,exlax and tuna( after reading and laughing about how others do it ) , mail box .
I fed the cat some tuna laced with exlax .
I then stuffed the cat tail first into the mail box .
I knew the exlax had about 2-3 hrs to work.
Every day he checks the mail by driving up and looking from his car .
Sure enough , he drives up ( wrong way ) , lowers the drivers window , opens the door to check for mail.
The cat ,covered in SH!T jumpes in his car window and makes several laps around the inside before he can get it out.
He spent several hours shampooing the seats ,head liner ect.
I have not seen the cat out of his yard yeat.
The kids had to wash the inside of the mail box.
I wished I had set up the camcorder .
But I just about died laughing watching the fun with the spotting scope.

I had to try catch ,feed and release just one time. Next time it gets a lead enema.

Johnch

I did that a long time ago, minus the Exlax, but I was not there to watch it come out..You have relived it for me I would have loved to watch!!

John, for a more intractable experience try anointing the crat with a bottle of skunk scent. Assuming they have a crat door in the house, it could be a glorious adventure!

Well, when all the fun's over break out the lead. You don't want to edumicate that crat too much.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.RiffRaff.Lessons

AH! You bring back memories of sweet revenge done well. Regards.

A close friend adopted 4 kids from India. They were pretty much running wild on the streets when he got them, so they had some unique challenges. Once he convinced them not to steal their playmates blind, he thought it would be downhill from there. Until on one hot summer day, they found a kitten in the barn. When he honked the horn and yelled for them to get in the car, they took a bucket, put it over the kitten, and put a stone on the bucket, so the kitty wouldn't run off. Three hours later, after sitting in full sun during a high 90s day, the kitten was "well done".

Well Done!
The best part was seeing the aftermath. Cat shit smeared all over the inside of a car would be a hell of a mess to clean up.

I think your efforts deserve recognition for a job well done. Ex-lax first followed by Lead-lax.

Wow!!! You guys are GOOD!!!!

Lead-Lax. Sounds like a follow on replacement for Lubaloy...I like it.

"This is no shit, there I was(all war stories start like that)...we got ambushed in the draw, comin' at us in waves I tell ya, thank God for Lead-Lax! Man, the old Remmy was shittin' lead like there weren't no tomorrow, crats falling by the dozens....boy, don't never go into battle without Lead-Lax(TM) in your pack! It's a life saver!"

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.SmokeOnThe.Battlefield

DigitalDan
The skunk juice idea is good .
They have a dog door for the pest dog.
I think dumping skunk juice on the dog ( a mean dust mop with legs) ,then chase it inside and block the dog door with a box or something.

I will have to wait a while ,they know the cat didn't just crawl into the mailbox.
Mabe late summer I can try this out .
Just have to be carful .

Oh I was walking my lab this morning , the cat was in the front yard ,sh!ting in their flower bed ,as soon as it saw me it ran off like it remembered me. LOL

Johnch

Good jobs. Everyone can now re-lax.

Nicely done johnch! You had me POTKB!! derf

YEAH

Wonderfull story! I laughed so hard I was crying!