Over the summer,,they've taken out and killed a few penned deer blaming it on chronic wasting disease. Last night a deer went into a shoe store in baltimore,,,Dnr came in and did some target practice with thier dart gun,,shot it 4 times,,Dead deer,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Peace and roadkill grease!! Clay

Why'd they shoot it four times? They expect a bang/flop?

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.BlueLightSpecial.IsleSeven

Hell! Three years ago I got the 80 pound doe the local "Terrors of the Criminal Element" killed after it went through the plate glass window at Snively's Pawn and Loan Emporium downtown. It took the "blue commandos" 13 rounds from a high cap 9 and two 12 ga. slugs to put it down while it knocked itself silly ramming a mirror in the shop. It was good eating. No 9 mm hits, one slug creased a ham,a glass shard cut a heart artery. Snively made more on the insurance claim than on his loans that year.

NS,

This is a good story for Vetran's Day.

Many moons ago I was stationed in your neck of the woods at SJAFB in Goldsboro. Just happened to be in Base Ops when a flight of 4 F-4s called deer on the runway. I rode out with the Ops officer and a Security Policemen with 38 Smith and an M-16.

We found about 10-12 does on the edge of the runway just munching away. We chased them all over the field, ramp and runway and couldn't get them to leave. Finally, all but one jumped the fence on the south end by the Neuse River. After 45 minutes, one of the F-4s called a fuel caution ( I think he just wanted to go home and get laid) so we figured the best thing to do was shoot the deer. 3 shots (misses) from the M-16 didn't work, so we resorted to an 8 round full auto burst brought the doe nose first into the grass between the ramp and the runway. The FMJ ball didn't kill her and we finished her off with the .38 at 5 feet. All lived happily ever after except the doe which went in someone's freezer. Don't know if the throttle jock got laid.

Bless those boys in blue, even if they can't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle! Good for Snively, but next time tell him to use a crat. They are harder to hit with a wonder-9, perhaps his payout will be more handsome.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.GiveEmCreditFor.Determination

I guess so Dan,,The place did'nt look that bad as news channel 11 videoed them going in with the dart gun,,And the mgr. said it was just walking back and forth,,Tryed to jump through the window once,,The next days news showed the place totally trashed,,Guess the doe did'nt like getting spoiked with them darts .It seems in the warmer months the store has an "open door" policy,,literally,,so the thing was able to stroll right in!!Clay

Thank God it wasn't a moose. Barney might not have had enough darts... And Snively's premium boy might have run short of cash...

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.DeerIn.AChinaShop

Just happened to roll into 7-11 at the same time as a local dnr officer did,,I hung outside 'till he went inside for his cup o brew,,snuck into his truck and looked at his hand book,,,For moose,,you dip gps trackers into rat trap glue and shoot them with a spud gun at the offending moose,,no less than 10 times,,to be absolutely shure you totally piss it off,,Then forward all 10 tracking numbers to martin airforce base,,so they can send thier fleet of a-10 wart hogs to "assist"Clay