I met some new neighbors a few weeks back at a 'hood social, who had moved in on the street a block away. They were cat people and in the bit of small talk before I could get away from them, I told them of the many friendly cats about and the lack of loose yard dogs too. The lady was pretty thrilled when I mentioned the many fine pedigreed cats about. See, she wanted to operate a big free range cat house, she loved them so. Well I've started seing all kinds of cats again at my tuna suprise feeding station out back, the one with the miniature landscaped backstop that just looks like a neat pansy arrangement. Seems to be some breeding activity starting out there too. So I started spiking the tuna with Viagra to liven things up.

Hey NS,

Change that feeding station to your 12pdr mortar. Crats should fit and will scrub bore on way out. Just use standard sevrice charge, open tin of stinky fish, and friction primer w/lanyard.

Hog Killer

I'd prefer the howitzer myself, just so's you could send the little bastards home as a message.

NS, I don't know whether to congratulate you or not, but it sounds like your local pussy shortage is resolved. BTW, I commented elsewhere about the BP/PVC/Flour mortar, and after some reflection think it would best be called a Flowering Pussy Mortar if you use a crat to hold the flour in the tube on windy days. The flour should be in the bag, perhaps the crat too. Certainly it helps if the gunner is likewise, in the bag.

All in the spirit of the naming process the sly Chinee are want to use for their fireworks of course.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Intellectual.Crats

Just an old fashioned crat story.....