Two buddies were creeping through the woods squirrel hunting one beautiful October morning. They each had two squirrels but were having no success in meeting their limits. As they came to a logging road they noticed a guy walking toward them in a hurry. Oddly, he was dressed in normal clothes, not camo, he had no gun, and a passel of squirrels in his left hand.
They waited on him as he approached and noticed the closer he got that this guy was seriously UGLY. Being polite they asked how his morning was going and the fellow was very friendly. He even invited them to his camp, which he said was just up the road, for coffee. They accepted and as they walked asked the stranger how he had killed so many squirrels with no gun. "I ugly 'em to death," he replied. The two friends weren't sure how to take that response so they let it go. When they arrived at the strangers camp, they saw the UGLIEST WOMAN they had ever seen, who immediately got up to go get them coffee. The braver of the two friends quietly asked, "Is your wife as good at getting squirrels as you are?" "Naw, she messes them up too bad," the stranger replied.

daniel77,

good one guy.

Another "ugly" joke you may have heard.


an older fellow who had been self employed most of his adult life took a job at wal-mart as a greeter. First day on the job, this ugly nasty filthy woman came in pushing a basket that two kids were riding in. They were filthy and hollering and screaming and she was hollering and screaming at them just a cussin and swearin. It was so bad that he could hear them all through the store and the check-out line. As they passed on the way out he inquired,
Are they twins? The ugly old hag took one look at him an let out a string of profanity ending up by saying the boy was four and had blonde hair and the girl was two and had black hair. How could he be so ------- dumb or was he just blind. He answered. No ma'am, I'm neither, its just that you're so dammed ugly I couldn't believe that you could get laid twice. Needless to say he did not last long as a greeter.
GWB

Oooohhh... I love politically incorrect!

One more ugly joke. A once met a man who took his extremely wife everywhere he went. You never saw him anywhere unless this horrible looking wench was right by his side. I finally asked him why he insisted taking her everywhere considering her repulsive appearance. His reply.....He couldn't bear to kiss her goodbye.

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A once met a man who took his extremely wife everywhere he went. You never saw him anywhere unless this horrible looking wench was right by his side. I finally asked him why he insisted taking her everywhere considering her repulsive appearance. His reply.....He couldn't bear to kiss her goodbye.

Stole dat...