Hey guys I think I found a new sport. There is a small rural golf course a couple of miles from my house. This time of year its deserted. Anyway I was coming home about 8:30 last night & drove past the course. What should my little eyes see but a nice big black & white crat sitting on the driving course. Well I just had to break out the sig 220 with the on duty laser sight and the 185 gr JHP's and what do you know. With that little red dot on the crat I scored a hole in one. This got me thinking about maybe starting up a new sport - Crat Golf. I already know my driver works well, we could gave all sorts of new clubs 9 irons could become 9MM's etc. We would be saving birdys and feeding eagles. Even could take a few off the welfare rolls and call them cadies (golf for gun bearer) Only thins is What would be par??

This could be big.
We can use lowrider 49's trebuchet' as a driver.
Who ever makes their crat splat..er..land nearest the cup wins.

There is nothing really new in this universe. Decades ago I pondered the wisdom of using an M79 for golf. A guaranteed hole in one everytime! Plus once you have gone "a round" the golf goofs will have to go play somewhere else leaving al those fine fields of fire to those who really appreciate them! derf