Hey Turdman XL! I wonder if I will be able to keep you down? I eat that birman female last night as I promised. However, I could not keep her down. It was not so much the cat in itself that disagreed with me but the combination of cat and the large portion of Eukanuba I hade on top.

I puked it all in my Master’s bedroom. Holy tail, was he mad! The smell of it all was rather cool, but my Master did not like it at all. It almost made him puke as well, in particular when he found the cat’s entrails all over his slippers. Hey Turdman, what about being turned into dog barf? That would be some career move, uh?