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| My horse, Red, used to kill calves by picking them up by the neck and shaking them. We sold him to the rodeo when he grabbed a child by the collar and started to give him a good shake. Of course, the kid was a complete shit, and probably could've used a good shake, but mom and dad were complete jerks, and would've sued us for the farm, so away went Red. |
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| Cats of the nondomestic variety kill interlopers on a regular basis - Mimi probably sees you as doing the "right thing". As for "live bait", as far as Felinus Domesticus are concerned, it only means they get shot last!  Toolmaker |
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Mimi is pretty chubby since she does not expend much energy on anything but staring at my tractor.
There's a simple diet for cats: get a dog!
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| Did you all know that commercial cat chows are practically flavored corn meal? That would make these felines corn fed...! Probably are pretty tender no matter how old. Mimi is pretty chubby since she does not expend much energy on anything but staring at my tractor. I bet she is waiting for me to leave the seat down so she can sink her claws into it.  |
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| A Labrador that likes cats? Sacrilege! My last lab was a curious puppy and liked to investigate things, particularly small furry things that were potential playmates - that all changed the day she got swiped on the nose by a Felinus Domesticus, from then on the foul creatures were her mortal enemy! A cat couldn't even go by on the other side of the street without her going berserk. Mebbe your lab is just a chihuahua with a thyroid condition? Toolmaker |
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The only other bad thing is, I know she is dying to go sit on the new tractor seat.
Well, see, there's good news and there's bad news.
The good news is, I was at Tom's last night while he replaced the trigger on your 10/22 with the one from Powers Custom. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! I am now in possession of the rifle and it's ready to ship.
The bad news is, I'm not sending you the rifle until you post a picture here of Mimi sitting on your new tractor.
Oh... did I mention the new trigger is a gazillion-thousand-percent improvement over the old POS trigger??? Did I mention that???
So, Ann. You want your 10/22? I want a picture of Mimi on your tractor.
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