Litter Kwitter

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New Litter-KwitterTM
Teach Your Cat to Use the Toilet!

You love your cat. You hate his litter tray. If only you could have one without the other.

With the new Litter-KwitterTM Cat Toilet-Training System you can train your cat to use a normal toilet just like you. No more mess, no more germs, no more hassle.

The inspiration for the idea came from the Robert DeNiro comedy ‘Meet the Fockers’ featuring a toilet-trained cat, Mr Jinks.

Litter-KwitterTM inventor Jo Lapidge explains, “It was such a funny scene. But then I thought what a great idea! What if I really could train my cat? How would I do it?â€

Jo decided to create a device to make it easy for anyone to train their own Mr Jinks – and the result is the Litter-KwitterTM Cat Toilet-Training System. “The system takes a three stage approach to make it easy for cats of any age – and their owners - to make the transition from litter tray to toilet†she explains.

Developed with assistance from some of Australia’s leading Vets & Cat Specialists the Litter-KwitterTM Cat Toilet-Training System leads your cat through a simple behaviour modification using three colour-coded training discs.

The red, amber & green discs slot into a seat-like device that sits securely on the floor like a normal litter tray, then up onto the porcelain rim of the toilet. The Litter-KwitterTM system gradually teaches your cat to seek out the bathroom, hop onto the toilet and position himself over the hole to go just like everyone else.

“The core idea is to introduce an increasing hole with reducing amounts of litter to wean your cat off the litter habit & improve his balancing skills†Jo explains. “The discs allow your cat to progress at his own pace to build his confidence and abilityâ€.

Although it sounds comical, the idea of a toilet-trained cat has a more serious side. We Australians love cats – one-in-four of us share our lives with Felix and we spent $1.5 billion last year keeping 2½ million of them happy, comfortable & well-fed1.

The RSPCA tells us to raise indoor-cats2 and around half of us spend $250 on litter every year doing just that. The other half has cats that get into all sorts of trouble – they attack the wildlife, they dig up the neighbour’s garden, they settle midnight disputes noisily, and they wander off to become strays. They’d be so much happier indoors but most people say they let them out “to do their businessâ€.

The problem is that an indoor-cat needs an indoor toilet. The cat goes in the litter tray & buries its waste in the litter – just like in the garden. But when the cat does this in the tray it gets the waste on its paws then treads it around the house.

The litter tray is smelly & carries germ dangers for the family, especially children & pregnant women3. And we all know that Fluffy sometimes likes to go on the rug too. All-in-all it’s one big germ, environmental & hygiene hassle you could do without.

Two of Australia’s leading experts on cat health, Dr Randolph Baral and Dr Melissa Catt of the Paddington Cat Hospital* in Sydney, agree:

“Training your cat to use the toilet means less mess, less time spent cleaning up and is more hygienic for the owners than manually removing solid waste from the litter†they said recently.

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and the result is the Litter-KwitterTM Cat Toilet-Training System.

Hmmm... Litter-Kwitter rhymes with Critter-Shi**er... Gives me a lot of interesting associations and ideas for improvments...

Regards,
Marterius

Better "Kitter-down-the-Shitter", or a training course on crat Hari Kari. Get your free video and helpful hand book by calling 1-900/I-hate-crats. If a crat really loves you it will...

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.FlushWith.Love

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Better "Kitter-down-the-Shitter",

I have a feeling that this subject have a potential for bringing out the best of your creativity...

Regards,
Marterius

That idea is another one of those ideas solidly positioned on the far left side of the bell curve.

Hell, I figure if you can get it that close to the toilet, you just might be able to do that "clean the cat AND the toilet at the same time things."

Just think of the profit potential for Roto-Rooter, thought...

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The only possibility is for Toolmaker to re-engineer the commode so that even a twenty pound tom sitting on the seat would get sucked in when the lever on the tank is pulled. Thus, a cat that successfully completed potty training would get an instant reward---Nirvana!

How about building a porta-potty with a large alligator inside to help the Krat to finish his/her potty training one lesson is all it would take.

Poletax, if you insert the cat this end first, you have more options.

I think this crat-toon gives you some idea of (1) where this will end, and (2) the kinds of people who will toilet-train their crats.