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Nothing like it in the world: The sound of your neighbor's cat's head popping as you back over it in the driveway. Neighbor "had" a juvenile fixed, declawed and highly affectinate black and white kitten. The little sucker would run into MY apartment uninvited, and would even get into my car on occasion, AS I was trying to load stuff. Unfortunately, my neighbor couldn't blow his nose with dynamite, so he let this little pest run wild. So... last night real late, I had to make a run. I jumped into the car, didn't see the cat lurking under the tire, started up, checked my rear, put it into reverse and "Pop!" goes the kitten. I stopped and threw the body on the hood of this *sshole's car. F*cking cat owners. | ||
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Yup, when you let them kittens run at night the hawks will get them. Them long falls will flatten em out pretty good.  ****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds | |||
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Wow. Shocking abuse of authority! I wouldntve killed em, but a few swift kicks as a kitten will remind em as he gets older to stay away from ya! But hey, hope the cops dont show up at yer door, that would suck. Did you remove the kitty residue from the driveway? Been watching too much CSI lately... | |||
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There you go! Another case of the evil cat lurking about just waiting to put paw prints on your car, or piss on your porch. Never acknowledge one hiding under your fender beneath the wheel like happened to OEH's neighbor. Just get in there and DROP THE HAMMER! "Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you" G. ned ludd | |||
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You know, if I'd done it on purpose, I'd be bragging about it. As it was an accident, I actually feel kind of bad about it. And pissed at the irresponsible owner. | |||
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Dont feel bad, not your fault It is the fault of the owner. Hell I wouldnt even worry about the cops showing up. It was an accident that was caused by neglect by the crat owner. Most people are link slinkies, Basically useless but fun to push down the stairs. | |||
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There, there. Don't worry. Myself, I would claim it as a legitimate kill even if it took the most cosmic of circumstances to effect the results. Like the time I shot the front foot off a running buck with my 30-30 and it therefore stumbled, hitting a tree, breaking its neck, flipping ass over antlers and expiring as it went sliding down a slope to drown in the creek. "Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you" G. ned ludd | |||
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I was tooling down a back road that toll bros. had started a development on a couple of years ago,,They put this wrought iron fence along the road frontage,,,,with "arrow heads" on the verticals,,a white tail trying to jump it,,wound up impaling itself on one of the verticals,,They removed it before I got back there to get a pic.,,Clay | |||
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panzerguy, you done right! that little bastard was trying to pop your tires just the dumbass forgot: NO CLAWS! Smedley ______________________ Smedley  ______________________ From Audacity of Hope: 'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.' B.H.Obullshitter ------------------------------------ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" Winston Churchill ------------------------------------ "..it does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds.." Samuel Adams ------------------------------------ Facts are immaterial to liberals. Twisted perceptions however are invaluable. ------------------------------------ We Americans were tired of being thought of as dumb, by the rest of the world. So we went to the polls in November 2008 and removed all doubt.....let's not do it again in 2012 please. | |||
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Ya know come to think about it , The crat was probally there waiting on his opportunity tp put his stipid little paw prints all over your vehicle, Only you got him first. Most people are link slinkies, Basically useless but fun to push down the stairs. | |||
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Little f*cker already managed to put paw prints all over the pristine coating of mud and dust I've been working on for FIVE YEARS! Seriously, I don't doubt that Birman was behind this whole thing. | |||
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What I want to know is: Did you pick it up, or just leave it there like I would have and let THEM find it? Then I wouldn't admit to knowing a thing about it. Hey, it was dark out there and I wasn't looking for any cat, I was looking for traffic before I backed out. Works everytime. George "Gun Control is NOT about Guns' "It's about Control!!" Join the NRA today!" LM: NRA, DAV, George L. Dwight | |||
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Panzerguy, Panzerguy, Panzerguy ... you need to stop and think a little more before acting, and please pay closer attention to the lessons offered here in this forum. After the first "pop" OEH would have put said crat behind the tire on his neighbor's vehicle. That way the neighbors will think they ran over their own crat. Who knows, might even get a secondary "pop" out of it. | |||
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Birman always reinforced my ideas on why cats were despicable. I suspect that Birman thought still survives even here to this day. That is not unreasonable in some names. I never worried about a gut-shot cat any more than a worm spitted on a #6 wire aberdeen. But, I do have a concern for those who would deny humanity to humans and anthropomorphise to greal levels of silliness. They are like the pogrom masters of recent memory. "Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you" G. ned ludd | |||
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Rarebear-gotta remember that one--sure may come in handy if one of the many crats wandering my yard in the night happens to use the backside of my tire for an ambush point. Might just lay it on their front porch though since they park in their garage. An old pilot, not a bold pilot, aka "the pig murdering fool" | |||
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I always thought of Birman as the personification of catkind. Which is why he was so dispicable. HTRN  | |||
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So, let me see if I've got this right. Upon starting the car whenever you need to go somewhere, one should not consult the rear-view mirrors (below small child level of course), put the car in gear and floor it, and hope for the afforementioned pop? I think I can do this! "Ignorance you can correct, you can't fix stupid." JWP If stupidity hurt, a lot of people would be walking around screaming. Semper Fidelis "Building Carpal Tunnel one round at a time" | |||
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Well done. | |||
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Well done, in advance... | |||
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"Pop" is cool, but I've always kinda liked the "scrunch" that follows. Sometimes if you start at the tail the "scunch" noise comes first.  Dan POTYHC www.Crat.FX  If yuro'e corseseyd and dsyelixc can you siltl raed oaky? | |||
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If you could set a sardine on top of the neighbor's rear right tire, that would keep the targets in proximity to the tire. Also, if the 'dine falls off when backing or pulling out, it would tend to fall right in the "strike zone". It would be mashed into the ground and serve as stink bait for several days. Let the fluffyhumpers do the deed. | |||
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PG, now that you have time to reflect upon this horrible moment some, how do you feel? Angry enough to file a lawsuite against the former crat owner for his irresponsability in causing this trauma to your delicate emotions? One must always be on the lookout for the opportunity to advance ones position in life, especially at the expense of a liberal type crat lover!! derfQuando Omni Flunkus Moritati | |||
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Oh, that would be soooo sweet. I would only use it on the "call the police for backing over my poor fluffy" a-holes who populate certain parts of this forum. | |||
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