Steel toe work boot...since I'm always wearing them. The worst weapon at hand is better than the best left in the golf bag.

I have several suggestions....

1.Splitting maul. Drive the little vermin back to the hell he is coming from.

2. Steam roller...Only way to be sure

3. My neighbors dog...automatic disposal of the evidence.

4. One of those big wooden mallets they use on the bell at the fair.

5. A bell to go with number four

6. A rope around its neck to help it through the hole.

7. A hockey stick...

8. CHD's idea, only use someone elses boot...not your own

9. lots and lots of quick crete, fill in the hole. Might be more down there.

10. a hand grenade with the pin pulled stuck under his chin.

11. the tailpipe of an abandonded running car aimed right at his head...full tank of gas...

12. A heavy downpour one that floods the area....

13. An open fire hydrant....

14. a bowling balled dropped from a twelve foot step ladder...

lol I am sure I will think of more...

Oh, oh, oh! I know what this is!! I've seen my kids play this at Chuckie Cheese. You have to smack it with a big mallet, then another one will pop out of a different hole. Looks like more fun than the game the kids were playing!

Jees, OneShot don't hold back you might hurt somthing. You need to let your fellings out

Have you ever seen those wire pvc pipe cutters with the ring on each end? Clay

A burning pint of gasoline poured down one of the other holes.

A simple claw hammer should suffice.

Brassb,,You brought back a memory to me,,I was outside of shop class at school one day,,had a blue tip match that I was chewing on in my mouth,,A girl that was "tuning up" a roto-tiller" dumped out a tank full of gas down the sewer,,She caught my eye,,and I smiled with that match in my mouth,,Her face went blank then white with terror,,She shook her head no,,I shook mine yes,,I took that match out of my mouth,now she's saying no,no,no,please no,I smiled even wider and raked it on the back of my levi's,,It lit ever reliably,,and I flipped it into that drain,,WHOOF!!!!!!The great part is that she never ratted me out and we dated for a couple of years after that Clay

Hmmm, thought it might be the ideal spot for one of those powerful corvette burnouts... or maybe something with mudders....

I get the immediate urge to use a hay hook or golf shoes with sharpened spikes. How about a large treble hook
on 40 pound line and a 12 foot surf rod? A concrete nail gun would be good, or a framing nailer at max air pressure. A sand blaster would leave a nice bare skull for mounting. A gallon of fire ants would work also.
An ordinary pair of pliers to pull out the wiskers one by one would be interesting. You could be merciful and
pull on his tongue until he wiggles free. Put a pit bull in a bottomless cage over his head. How about a belt
sander with 40 grit. Pull him through with a shop vacuum. Reach under with a propane torch and burn is balls to
see if that motivates him to free himself. Be nice and put a female cat in heat on top of his face.

quote:

Be nice and put a female cat in heat on top of his face.

Sorry guys,

I had to release a little pent up aggression as my 3 day pdog safari is still about 60 days away.

RM007, I am really not like this. But that Cat in that picture just screams...Smack ME!!!!

lmao

A Water Hose and some Red Devil Lye. A metal can that just fits the head, some rats , and a propane torch.

WEED WACKER!
nuf sed


Smedley

How about the old reliable M80 stuffed in his pie hole?

If that picture is from up north, how about a snow plow?

Hog Killer

When nobody is looking take a wiz on his face. Wait for the streetsweeper to come buy and enjoy the fun.
Fly a kite during a lighting storm with the end of the string in his mouth. Put a golf tee in his nostril and
practice your driving swing. Bring over any stray dog you can find and introduce him to Mr. Cat. Go to the
pet store and buy a rattlesnake and introduce him to Mr. Cat. Tell some druggie that you put a baggie up his
ass and need help getting him out. Before you take the studded tires off your car make a few passes over
Mr. Cat. Put a sign on him "I've got Bird Flu". Put a hook thru his nose and tie a short line to an old
wallet and stand back and watch. Use his face as an ashtray. Put a boom box next to him and play Ina-Gadda-Da-Vidda for hours. Stick a funnel in his mouth and pray for rain.

Do you get the idea that I think cats are worthless??

Is this fun or what?

A cordless Dremel Moto Tool for dental work.
A mayo jar of Ticks.
A zip lock bag Ear Wig eggs.
A Porta-John with the bottom cut out and free wine for all.
A jar of Peanut Butter and my two dawgs.
A 5000 count string of Black-Cat firecrackers.
A gob of 'spreadable' warble eggs.
A necklace of FFFg Goex.
A sunny day and three lil boys with magnifying glasses.
A endless tape loop of Al Gore rants.
A afternoon bitch session with the Mudder-N-Law and the three daughters.
A I-Pod full of posts out of the AR Political forum narrated by Gilbert Gottfried with a sinus infection.

What about:





Smedley

quote:

Originally posted by poletax:


Is this fun or what?

A cordless Dremel Moto Tool for dental work.
A mayo jar of Ticks.
A zip lock bag Ear Wig eggs.
A Porta-John with the bottom cut out and free wine for all.
A jar of Peanut Butter and my two dawgs.
A 5000 count string of Black-Cat firecrackers.
A gob of 'spreadable' warble eggs.
A necklace of FFFg Goex.
A sunny day and three lil boys with magnifying glasses.
A endless tape loop of Al Gore rants.
A afternoon bitch session with the Mudder-N-Law and the three daughters.
A I-Pod full of posts out of the AR Political forum narrated by Gilbert Gottfried with a sinus infection.

You're sick Poletax! All that other stuff is fine, but the Algore rants are too cruel. Even for a crat!!!!!!!

I just can't help giving one more suggestion,

put a bunch of super glue on its face, gently roll your rear tire over it, wait for the glue to dry, and
then side step the clutch at about 8000 rpm. You can try to determine whether the loud screeching sound is
coming from the cat or your tires. Me, I wouldn't care.

Pour milk down its nose, for a while.

Put your shop vac on it and let it run until there is nothing there but a stub of a tail.

South American Army ants - about a gallon of
them followed by Texas fire ants.

Or, we could "rescue" the crat, toss it into the lake, and ask Teddy K. to rescue it?

A little cheez-whiz on it's face and a mess of rats.
Some sugar water and a beehive.
Not sure if you would have to shave an area for leeches or if they would find thier way to skin.?.?
Fly larva in the ears.
Hot wax from it's soon to be vigil.


Smedley

Oh one more: Exlax!

Oh oh one more: Alka Seltzer (careful the little bastard has rabies ( ))

Oh oh oh just one more: A big ol pile of Kat-Nip two inches away.

Last one, I promise.

Liquid nitrogen and then a hammer.

quote:

Originally posted by Old Elk Hunter:
Last one, I promise.

Liquid nitrogen and then a hammer.

How about the Liquid Nitrogen and then test it's ability to land on its feet! derf

Make no mistake about it. There will never be another opportunity to GIVE A CAT A WEDGIE.

quote:

Originally posted by Old Elk Hunter:
Last one, I promise.

Liquid nitrogen and then a hammer.

Don't quit now, your just getting warmed up!!



Smedley

Super glue its mouth to a dog's butt then feed the dog beans, onions, beer, and exlax. Set a Porta-Pottie over it and plumb the toilet straight down. Stick ear plugs from an I-POD in its ears and play gangsta-rap music
forever. Put a fake fire hydrant next to it and encourage the local dogs to use it. Put a 'gator in the sewer
just below it. Plant fast growing bamboo in the sewer below it - just like 'Nam. That grate looks dirty, I think it needs to be steam cleaned. On March 17thm, paint the face green and put a sign above it - "Kiss the Blarney
Stone and get free Irish Whiskey". That's it, I have to be nice to the cat. Free him and take him out west
and tie him to some sagebrush and wait for the coyotes to come to his plaintive mewing. When they are done with him, shoot the coyotes. Or take him to the zoo and put him in the cage with the bobcats after you cover him in
female bobcat in-heat scent. He won't be able to walk after that, so just give him to the Chimpanzees as a pull-toy. Soak him with banana oil first.

We have to find some way to transfer this mindset via innoculation. We just gotta.

Dan

POTYHC

https://forums.accuratereloading.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/3811043/m/879108264

thas a real link. Worth a look for a laugh, and the scenery ain't bad either.

After reading Claybusters post now I've heard it all

Tazer the little plucker!!

Smedley

HA HA! GI numba 1 joke too much! HA HA!

Li rike use brow torch. What you think?