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He padded into my yard, sprayed the front porch railing, left sign on the hood of the Ford, dumped in the flower bed by the back door, sharpened his claws on the bird feeder post, and died instantly from an aguila subsonic hp that had the nose flatted. I'm going pre-emptive henceforth. A few empty shells posted about are the tresspass warning now. "Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you" G. ned ludd | ||
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And his head on the gate-post as a warning...? ----------------------- A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition. - R. Kipling | |||
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Hang out the paws not the heads. Crats judge each others size by the height of the scratch markings on the trees and bird feeder posts. Hanging up the paws with their scent glands will make the other crats nervous and hopefully they will avoid your "posted" territory(that doesn't look to be spelt right but my brain just went for a shit, think I will too ) derf Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati | |||
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Why try to keep them out of your yard . Most of the fun is shooting them . IMO chasing them away is not fun. Johnch NRA life Delta Pheasants Forever DU Hunt as if your life depended on your results | |||
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why would you want them to get nervous and avoid the yard. I can't get enough in my yard. I'm fresh out of targets. Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. | |||
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N.S.,,Pure sweetness,,,And just desserts!! T.C.D.,,,,The next time you pass by the dollar store,,,pull in and get a few of whatever canned fish they're peddling for .25 cents a can,,,,poke an 8 or 10 penny nail through it,,then toss into your yard,,,You'll pull'em all in,,,crat,coon,possum,,,skunk,,Have plenty of ammo,,,,Clay | |||
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Actually Clay I could see much mirth in tossing the pricked can into the yard of the cat lovers down the street with hopes they would enjoy the additional attention and side effects of the "dose". After all they like'em. "Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you" G. ned ludd | |||
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