Hey Dan. Some Texans over on the narural world forum are trying to claim Big Al as a Texas leezard.

We got plenty of our own. We even have a permit to hunt them. We don't need no Floridian gators....

In fact the nearest 'town' to the boonies location I leved for many years is called Lagarto (I dare you to find it on a map though). The Spanish speakers in the crowd will recognize that as the Spanish word for alligator. There's nothing like water skiing and seeing a big one laying on the riverbank a few dozen yards away, right as you lose your balance and fall. You come out of the water and look...oops it's not on the bank anymore! Can you say 'pucker factor'?

Sheeit son, we got bigger ones than that loungin' around down by the public beach. Now and then there's an abandoned car down there too, usually with out of state tags.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.LifeInThe.CornponeTriangle

We get them in the resacas in the neighborhoods! Cats and dogs do not come home, sometimes!

They always say theirs is bigger too!

I am sorry to say that you interest in animals that eat dogs makes me a bit disappointed...

Aw Snap, he was just making an observation. You know I'm certain that there are some varieties of dogs that are an embarrassment to your kind. Chihuahuas and that sort, I'm sure you have to agree. Fact of it is that I have no use for any dog that can't hunt birds. I tolerate the others for the most part though a few have found themselves in desperate circumstances when they crossed the line in my presence. Such is life.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.SomeShouldnt.Breed

And then there are dawgs that I would purchase on the spot.....

Digital Dan,

If it is a pointer, setter, or retriever, then its a DOG. If it is a hound, herder, or guard type then its a DAWG. If it could be mistaken for a mop, a cat that barks, a moving sausage, or other Darwinian mistakes, then it is neither a DOG or a DAWG. Some call them targets, speed bumps, what-the-hell-is-its, Mexican walking turds, or other non-canine names.

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could be mistaken for a mop, a cat that barks, a moving sausage, or other Darwinian mistakes, then it is neither a DOG or a DAWG. Some call them targets, speed bumps, what-the-hell-is-its, Mexican walking turds, or other non-canine names.

120mm calls 'em Slippers. If you kick 'em in the ass with pointy toed cowboy boots....

Works for me.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.RiffRaffN.Targets

DD, it is important to properly attribute that to MRS 120mm, who says it is much more effective with smaller, feminine feet.

Actually, wasn't it the DoK who claimed invention of cat slippers?

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Digital Dan,

If it is a pointer, setter, or retriever, then its a DOG. If it is a hound, herder, or guard type then its a DAWG. If it could be mistaken for a mop, a cat that barks, a moving sausage, or other Darwinian mistakes, then it is neither a DOG or a DAWG. Some call them targets, speed bumps, what-the-hell-is-its, Mexican walking turds, or other non-canine names.

Sir, they are still dogs and should be treated with more respect than a cat. I guess you make a distinction between a cat and a Columbian drug dealer? Both ought to be shot on the spot, but you would still regard one as a cat and the other as a human. Please Sir, make the similar distinction between a poodle and a birman.

Columbian drug dealers are far, far lower on the scale than a cat. And they gave up the claim to being humans. They are a societal cancer that needs to be terminated on sight.

I live in a county with more gators than people we even have a gator festeval

Sheet! That ain't nuthin'. We have a cat wacking festival here everyday. Ahawwww-Haaaaa!