How far do you suppose a live cat could be tossed from one of these devices?

Would it land on its feet?

Approximately 1388 feet. Yes, but it's feet would soon reside around it's ears. JMO.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.FlatFire.Ballistics

Tossing cats is best done out of tall buildings, speeding locomotives, or ships far at sea.

Actually Good Sir Ned, Cats are best tossed into tree chippers!


Toolmaker

TM: Everytime I tried to make a basket, a little snap pass, a gentle underhand pitch to make a ringer, or something similar with a playfull cat it would not turn its paws loose of my bare forearms or else it shredded my shirt sleves. One even put its toenails through my left earlobe once by mistake. No Sir. I am not tossing a cat into a tree chipper. Its the toss part thats hard to execute. That is why I reccommended the tall building type of situation where you just unloosen the darn thing instead of gripping it to do something. Others may have other techniques.

Get am old rubber boot, place cat head first into boot. (Same way as neutering said cat). Toss boot into wood chipper, easy and no scratches on you.

Hog Killer

Restrain with duc tape. The handy-man's secret weapon. Jeff

Or if your feeling really sadistic, apply duct tape, and then pull it off....


Toolmaker

Where Mr. Wolfer? He have answer, carred Cat-o-matic. Make numba 1 stew meat Golden Chopstix, serve beau coup! Li have 2, want more. Mr. Wolfer sir, you stirr here?

If I apply Nair to a cats' tail, what will happen?

You'll get clawed. Flame throwers work quicker and with less hazard.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.GetTo.ThePoint

Plus there's barbecue afterward!


Toolmaker

Didn't want anyone to think this tall building cat tossing thing was B.S.. www.gloriakendall.com/yprescatfestival.html Ned

Must be as the link didn't work! derf

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Originally posted by DigitalDan:
You'll get clawed.

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Actually the cats to be targeted are declawed. But, on further reflection the wife is not. Could get bitten too I suppose. By the cat as well.

Linky no worky. But if you type the numbers/letters in something(?) happens and the screen changes to the article I referenced. You get some hysterical info on cat tossing in the middle ages. N.S.

You just wanted to get me to practice my typing didn't you! Linkee no workee! derf

Sorry Derf. I'm going on a crusade now dressed as a computer dummy to find out why I can't get info on the "Ypres Cat Festival" to display. Vile machines! ned

The path/file part of a URL is case-sensitive.
This link should work: Ypres Cat Festival.
LC

Thanks LostCajun. You saved my reputation. N.S.

THE SAFEST way to enter said cat into the space race is the use of a long handled shovel.The only draw back I can report after many launchings is the effort used to get said cat into a high trajectory.The advantages out way the downs though ie: NO LARGE MACHINES IN YOUR BACK YARD(which cause undue attention from other people living within 1 mile of your propity) and never agian will you have to look over your shoulder to see where the wife is Just tel her ya goin to do some gardining

HA HA! You GIs wait for Mr. Dan see this! He juggle beau coup cat, with saw, he know arr of this Li think. Throwing cat off buirding seem rike more good idea GC Theater. We see soon!

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Originally posted by LostCajun:
The path/file part of a URL is case-sensitive.
This link should work: http://www.gloriakendall.com/YpresCatFestival.html.
LC

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Intersting reading: The jester appeared on a little platform high above the crowd on the Cloth Hall Tower, and toy cats were tossed down to the crowd. To round off the evening, witches were burned in the town square.

The way they put it, it looks like PETA have more influence in Ypres than Women's Lib.

Regards,
Martin

Save the cat toss for winter. When it is
near zero outside a cat dipped in water freezes
fast and if thrown hard enough will shatter.

There ought to be a lease law for cats, then it
would be easier to hang them from a tree and
that would make the shooting easier.

Remember the saying that a dead cat in the hand is worth two live quail in the bush.

Disgustingly,

Old Elk Hunter

P.S. Cats staked out in the sagebrush make excellent coyote bait.

OEH, never tried

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P.S. Cats staked out in the sagebrush make excellent coyote bait.

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, where do you put the stake?

Like your leash law proposal, headin' for the town council meeting right now! It doesn't get cold enough down here for the dip-toss-shatter thing.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Alternate.Realities