Dragon Lady, are you still out there?

Maybe we need to start a fund to cover your bail.

http://www.canada.com/national/nationalpost/news/story.html?id=0a632b11-deeb-46c2-a4a3-77ab713c15c6

Couple criminally charged with killing and cooking neighbour's pet cat

Doug Schmidt
CanWest News Service

Friday, April 22, 2005

A young Windsor, Ont., man and woman who told police they had cooked a cat because they were hungry have been charged criminally with killing an animal. "I'm glad," said Allan Hughes, whose family pet is believed to be the animal that was boiled whole. The remains were found on Sunday in the refrigerator and garbage of a neighbour. "It certainly is an unusual case for us," said Staff Sergeant Ed McNorton. Police would not identify the 24-year-old man and 18-year-old woman pending their first court appearance on May 31. Police are still awaiting forensic testing of the remains, and the local humane society is conducting its own investigation, which it said could lead to additional penalties being sought.

© National Post 2005

From what I've seen on the tube you can't arrest a ninja unless they are agreeable. Anyway, she's more that 18 I guess, or so the tales of Gunny would indicate.

I don't understand why they were arrested unless it was a really bad recipe.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.HalfTheWorld.EatsPussy

Boiled cat? That doesn't sound very good at all, unless you slow cooked it in vegetables as a soup or stew.

Such an uproar over finding a use for a cat. They should have eaten a feral cat, not someone's pet. There can't be much meat on a cat drumstick. What a way to freak a visitor out. After dinner explain that they ate the other white meat. They should have invited their neighbors over for chow. I'll have another leg and pass the potatoes. Yum yum. I'd have to look around and make sure I wasn't in 'Nam.

Ah! For the care free days of Youth! When experimenting in the Kitchen was still a adventure!......First Catch Your cat

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I don't understand why they were arrested unless it was a really bad recipe.

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Not hard to figure, frigging Lieberal govt,!! They will do anything to stay in power and control every litte detail in everyones life! derf

The young lady couldn't cook a romantic dinner worth a damm. Her guy just nibbled a bit and shuffled the dinner around on his plate and said he would finish it later, waiting for a chance to trash a crappy meal. Still, he was rather fond of hot pussy and did not want to upset her at the moment or for a few days. After all, pussy was good cold too. Besides, she was trying and he did love the smell of hot puss throughout the apartment. Before the refrigerated leftovers could be conveniently forgotten and tossed, the young fellow got sick and the rescue was called. That is how the sarge got involved. It is standard procedure in Canuckistan ,Windsor anyhow, to charge people for cat murder when an unidentified plate lunch is found in the refridgerator and neighbors had whined about Fluffy running away. The local humane society liberals are also empowered by law and custom there to seek additonal penalties and conduct their own investigations regarding unknown plates of leftovers, and plate scrapings in the trash. Turns out it was seal pup not properly skinned and she had stupidly bought it unknowingly for prime cat from illegal ethnics and she had definitely used the wrong recipe. The young fellow was more careful of what he ate after that.

Kitten noodle soup

If Li had cooked/fryed that thing,,,,He'd been begging for more .Neds right,,Boyfriend was looking for the easy way out,the girl should'nt have skipped home ec. And at least learned how to use salt and pepper!There's some people in the world that should'nt even touch the knobs on a stove,,There's others that are masters Clay

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!There's some people in the world that should'nt even touch the knobs on a stove,,There's others that are masters CoolClay

My first Wife was that sort of cook.I used to refer to her as A FITTER&TURNER! she'd fit good food into a pot and turn it into shit