I was lurking on the Cats topic(cuz I was curious whether fluffyhumpers would actually come out of the closet on this website)and saw some dreadfully rude banter. The sperm targets (crat lovers) were whining about how the small game section had been appropriated by some evil old feline euthanizers, so I thought I'd check it out. Too bloody cool! Thank You! Good to know there are so many holding the line against crat infestation.

Welcome Brassb,,I really dispise crats,,I truly hate the f,,ing things,,I'd sooner have a rat for a pet than a crat.Anyways,,Where ever you head what you did,,it was from a pantywaist that did'nt have the balls to post here,,I feel we're a very open minded gang here,,And will chat about pretty much any damn thing one's little heart desires,,Crat,squill,wabbit,recipies,calls,bait,new ideas,rifles,pistols,rounds,,even some personal stuff,,,,Ex'es,,past gf's,,wild and wacky friends,nam,gators for pets,juggling things,fine chineese eateries,,,,,,,yada,yada,yada,,,,,,If they want to talk about a topic,,let them have some balls and post it,,But if that's the way they're going to approach thier inadiquacies,,they're probably better off where they are,,Not yelling at ya there Brass,,Just peeved that others think they're shut out,,Clay www.findyourballs.com

Thanks for Reminding me to set up my crat trap again. I might try a reliese and a 12 ga buck shot load. It took me 3 .22 rounds to finish off the last one.

And, maybe I'll go buy a new trap as my son has appropriated mine. He got a double couple of weeks ago--two of the local kittens. As he was getting ready to load it into his SUV to take somewhere (?), one of them crapped and puked all over his garage floor.

At any rate, haven't had any targets in my yard in some time.

GSP7-
That sounds like one of TFL's tricks. He isnt a very good shot so he just gut shoots em so they get a little more desperate and come into the trap where he can take two or three shots to finish the deal. It is an effective strategy I will give him credit for that. They just crap a lot more and stink more when you do it this way.

What clay said.

well ya win some ya lose some....

Brassb, it is a yin and yang thing. The "Cat Forum" was created as a counterpoint to this forum"Crat Wackers Unanimous"! Welcome home! derf

I think my dislike of crats dates back to my younger days in the Army. My boss invited my wife and me over for dinner. After dinner, as I was sitting on the couch, their cat climbs up on the back of the couch, and literally wrapped itself around my neck. No claws or teeth, but it was all I could do not to slam dunk the animal. After we got home, I thought about dinner--the cat, its litter box, and it walking around on the kitchen counters and table-yuck!

My aunt had a siamese used to prowl the back of the sectional looking to catch someone off guard. Then it would pounce with claws. It did that to my dad and he whipped it offf his back into the wall. They later had to have it put down. If my screaming assed aunt had stayed the f**k out of the way dad would have finished it for them. I got some of my attitude from him. That plus having eagerly watched as a child while a mama redbird raised a nest under my window, only to look out one evening to see a neighbor's cat carrying off a baby bird from the nest it had destroyed. God gave us little birds, but cats come from the scum up the road. I'd like to roast them on a fire made from the mummified bodies of their owners.

brassb-why don't you tell us how you really feel?

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I'd like to roast them on a fire made from the mummified bodies of their owners.

welcome to the only forum on the net that really counts

What Clay said +1.

BTW Clay, sure like that link! You send that to the DNC or PETA yet?

Dan

POTYHC

www.WeDontMissByA.CratsWhisker

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Originally posted by brassb:
I'd like to roast them on a fire made from the mummified bodies of their owners.

I'm with you in spirit but wouldn't that make the marshmallows taste funny?.

Brassb,

Next time you are on the cat forum look up my
posting on "Butt Lickers" and notice how many of
the crat lovers read that post. Makes you wonder
about them.

Brassb,

Also note that there are only three pages of cat forum posts while there are 68 pages of Small Game posts. A good portion of the posts on Cats are ones I put there to stir things up a bit. I just put a reply on a posting on Cats that was asking what to name his cat. I told them I got my cat from a kid with a box of them in front of a popular retail store so I named it "Target". Will they get the true meaning of the post, we shall see!

We will notice it OEH, but I also noticed that you deleated the post you made about how much you liked the 4 cats that you used to have and how much fun comfort and cuddly they were? derf

Derf,

I am truly sorry for doing that. It must have been a ploy I was going to use to get on the good side of the cat lovers. Judging from the VERY few replies I got to my "butt lickers" posting I presumed that I had struck a nerve that rendered their fingers non-responsive. Maybe they were doing more than butt licking, who knows.

I can feel a migraine coming on. Enough talk of cat lovers. Too much deviancy in one setting.

I used to get a laugh out of the 4 crats I lived with, and their bungee jumping instructor too. Well, it was a one sided relationship on many planes, I laughed, she didn't. She spent money, I didn't. She bled, I did not. I kept shootin' other crats...and learned a lot about the enemy.

Dan

POTYHC

www.ItFlewThruTheAir.WithTheGreatestOfEase

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Originally posted by Old Elk Hunter:
Derf,

I am truly sorry for doing that. It must have been a ploy I was going to use to get on the good side of the cat lovers. Judging from the VERY few replies I got to my "butt lickers" posting I presumed that I had struck a nerve that rendered their fingers non-responsive. Maybe they were doing more than butt licking, who knows.

I can feel a migraine coming on. Enough talk of cat lovers. Too much deviancy in one setting.

Geej, your memory must be near as bad as mine! I was just giving your chain a bit of a yank. There was no such post! derf

Derf,

Memory huh? The only non-volatile memory I have is in this computer. Everything else is wishful
thinking. Most of us have wives who are continually reminding us about what we forgot.
Then they can't find their car keys. There are a lot of things that I wish I could forget, but when
you were raised by a F*****g narcisist, you were constantly told you were a failure so most of your memories
are unpleasant. I do vividly remember the day he died, what a relief. Not a tear shed then or since.

Since I am so far off track, I'll keep going. No need to derail a tangent. The BEST memories I have are about
being in the woods with a rifle. Well, there was this one time with a hot little brunnette. Time to stop the
train of thought on that tangent.

Thanks for bringing that up OEH. I remember a certain hot little brunette that was on a blanket on a wonderful spring afternoon in a pasture filled with blooming dogwoods. But dammit! When the pigs started snuffleing around close she had to up and go. Not a farm girl I guess?

A girl that has a problem with a little porcine voyeurism is not one you want to keep anyway. Mine said a cuss word, popped the old boar on the nose and got right back to the task at hand, so I married her.

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Mine said a cuss word, popped the old boar on the nose and got right back to the task at hand, so I married her.

'sniff...that's beautiful man!

Lucky boar!

After a girl friend of mine had finished screaming we noticed a rabbit watching us. She said, "He probably learned a lot." Wonderful girl!

The wife still giggles when I bounch through a ditch after one of the little bastards.

By the way, you know how they say cats always land on their feet?

They don't.

OEH, these days I can't decide if I have been sidetracked or derailed! derf