Two neighbors have had a fued going for about a year. The old ladies orange tabby cat keeps tearing up the neighbors flower beds when it shits in them. The neighbor raises flowers for show and gets very angry and yells at the old lady who calls him a cat hater. I don't think he hates cats. He just hates what this cat does. Last year about the time of the spring flower show season the neighbor has related to me that he has got what he thinks is a show winning variety that he intends to patent. The day before the show he finds that the cat has not only dug up the flower bed but has used his prize plants for scratching posts and has killed them. Much to my surprise he doesn't yell at the old lady about her cat. He did borrow a wheel barrow from me that afternoon. The next day he is happy when he returns the nice and very clean wheel barrow. Soon the local police show up at the old ladies house. Curious I watch to see what is going on. An office comes out of the house carrying her cat which is embedded in concrete up to its belly with a flower sticking out its butt. He sees me watching as says "Evidence, just evidence" as he puts the still alive cat into his car.

I believe the crat would enjoy a short fishing trip.

P.O.T.K.B!!! But that thing would have never been seen again in other parts of the world,,,,Clay www.allwaysaholetofill.com

Reminds me of a story I read on a forum a few years back. This guy had the same problem with crats. So he set a bunch of mousetraps in the flowerbed and waited. After a while he hears snap, snap, meoow, snap, meoow, snap MEEOOW.

Gleat.... Another turtre....

As if one where not bad enough here comes another

Well son just try ..... Tly to keep up.

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