now - for all those who read about Leo's most insensitive cratblast, you must realize that at the time leo was young and full of P&vinegar. As years advanced leo because somewhat more mellow. He still however frequented the same little bar & grille. Now leo's appearance is, shall we say, a bit different. He has now grown a very full beard and allowed his top hair to grow out somewhat, and his appearance now is somewhat that of a small gorilla. He is you must appreciate sort of a one of a kind. Anyway, leo is sitting in is favorite stool at said bar & grille one night, when in walks a lady (sort of, because a real lady wouldn't have been in this place), she takes one look at leo and starts screaming obsenities, both known and unknown. It seems that leo, of all people, looks just like here boyfriend, who, just did her wrong. Well, she was a physical type, who just proceeded to swing anything she could get her hands on. You can tell that leo has mellowed over a few years, because he just fell on the floor and covered his head, rather than punching her out. After the purse handles broke, and the first barstool was in shambles, she was reaching for another stool, when lo and behold, in walks here boyfriend. Leo's twin - they say every one has one, and if this guy looked anything like leo, it must be true. The lady takes one look at him and starts swinging all over again, allowing leo to crawl out the back door. Now I told you that story in order to tell you this one. As you notice leo was mellowing, and eventually got married, to believe it or not, a very well respected ministers daughter. Things being as they are, a bit latter the cutest little girl happened along. Now leo hasn't given up shooting crats, and has indeed become one of the finest IPSC shoots around. Goint to matches in several states, he always takes his family along. It has been noticed that the people who are members of our rifle club are the greatest cratshooters in existance. Duly noted at matches by other groups of shooters. Most groups congregate around each other and discuss how to shoot higher score, there mistakes etc. Our guys are known for standing around laughing like hell and telling stories of cratshooting. With this in mind you must picture leos little daughter, aaron, who is cute as a bugs ear, and 2 years old. They are at a match out of state, and here in front of the registration desk is a lady selling, of all things, kittens. She was pleased as punch, when this little 2 year girl, squatted down with the kittens and proceeded to play with them, talking a mile a minute. Then, along comes her dad , leo, aaron grabs a kitten and holds it up while saying" kitty kitty, nice kitty, shoot the kitty daddy, shoot the kitty.

That reminds me of a day I went to the county fair,,,,While walking through the poultry exhibit,,,they were selling the chickens live for two bucks each,,,So I picked out a plump looking bird and gave the man his two bucks while saying to the chicken,,,mmmmm,you look tasty!!! The man then asked what exactly was I going to do with said chicken?? To which I replyed "eat it" The guy said"you can't do that!! that chicken is some childs pet!!" To which I asked if the kid loved his pet so much,,,why was it being sold for two bucks? Or any price for that matter? Well,,The guy kinda started turning a shade of purple and grabbed the bird away from me,,,returned my two bucks and said go away!!!! Clay

God bless her! Damn, brings a tear to my eyes just thinking about all the things right about this wonderful country.


Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Proper.Education

Claybuster,

It is better to not say what you are thinking.
Whenever there are people giving away kittens at the entrance to stores, pick up the kitten and say "nice kitty" rather than "what a fine target you will be". Diplomacy counts.