I was too young to go to Vietnam. 15 years old in 1971. Recruiter just laughed at me and said it was a big goatfuck anyway, just wait and there would be another war bye and bye, bye and bye.
Went into the Army in 1974, jumped out of planes and just sort of fucked around in the 82nd and 12 SFG. A buddy did a tour as a door gunner in a slick gunship. He told me that they rigged up a tape player and patched it into the intercom. Played war protest music as they lit up this and that.
So, fast forward thirty years.
what should we play on our iPods/Walkmans/car CD when we are vaporizing cats???
I have it narrowed down to Townes Van Zandt or the Dixie Chicks for me, but I would love to hear youse all'ins thoughts on the subject....
lawndart

We Are The Champions! derf

"The Sickness, by Disturbed",(heavy metal for the heavy barrel!)
Or just about anything from Kid Rock and Skid Row.
Jeff
Edit: Salute to Derf for the signature!
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.

Nice post lawndart.
Only thing I can comment on is you got something backwards.
You don't listen to the 'Dixie Chicks',ya' shoot at em while listening to Quar.

It is dated perhaps, and the singer is lost to my memory.... "Hellfire", from back in the late 60's. It was excellent music to shoot rockets by....

Another might be "Satisfaction" or "Run thru the Jungle".

Music back then was more to the point.

Then there is always Wagner, perhaps even "The Nutcracker Suite", a light and sweet counterpoint to blood and gore. It makes a nice contrast. Hannibal would appreciate that, don't know if you guys would though.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.PutAnotherDime.InTheJukeboxBaby

My suggestion is "inna gadda divida" that song that everyone thinks the vocals are "In The Garden of Eden".

Cat Scratch Fever by Ted Nugent, of course.


Or "Make it Hurt So Good" by John Mellenkamp

We eat kitty cats by Dr. Demento
I got it but cant figure how to post it here.
Cats in the Kettle by Weird Al.
Kill the wabbit by Metallica.

With due credit going to Robert Duvall, Ride of the Valkries has my vote. Others would be, Hair of the Dog by Nazareth, Bullet hits the Bone by Golden Earring, Click Click Boom by Saliva, Shot in the Dark by Ozzy, Let the bodies hit the floor by Drowning pool...........
Hell, I should make an adrenaline, thinking bad thoughts, Crat Smash CD

For the right price you might be able to sell that one. Look what Uncle Ted did with his hunting song. Jeff

"Welcome To The Jungle" Guns & Roses

I went through my MP3 collection and found these songs(or at least their titles!) appropriate to killing cats.


Killing is my business and business is good!
99 ways to die
Crush 'em
No more Mr. Nice Guy
Symphony of Destruction /by Megadeth.

Creeping Death
Damage Inc.
Kill 'em All
Overkill
Seek and Destroy /by Metallica

Die you Bastard
Overkill
Stone Dead Forever /by Motorhead


Frantic Disembowelment
Hatchet To The Head
Execution
Blowtorch Slaughter
Pounded into Dust
Split Wide Open
The Spine Splitter /by Cannibal Corpse

Who killed Bambi? /by the Sex Pistols

Kill or be killed
Survival of the fittest /by Biohazard

Feeding time at the Zoo /by Exodus

Killers
Massacre /by Iron Maiden

Beyond the Realm of Death
Breakin' the Law
Some heads are gonna roll /by Judas Priest

Born to be a Hick
Country boy can Survive
Fist of Rage /by Kid Rock

Battle Hymn
Blood of my enemies /by Manowar

Live Suffer Die
Torture Tactics /by Nuclear Assault

Cowboys from Hell /by Pantera

Bullet with your Name /by Scars for life

Alter of Sacrifice
Angel of Death
Chemical Warfare
Here comes the Pain
I Hate You
Killing Fields
Postmortem
Raining Blood
War zone
Tormentor /by Slayer

Pet Cemetery /by The Ramones

Under the Blade /by Twisted Sister

and finally something for when you get caught:

What will the neighbors think? /by Murphy's Law


Toolmaker

Copy that TM.
UDAMAN.

hmmm..

Persenal Jesus: by Marilyn Manson

Cake & Sodomy: by Marilyn Manson

(Sic): by Slipknot

My favorites "Dead Puppies are No Fun" and "Fishheads" by some anonymous group.

I can tell after reading all of this that I have missed another cultural revolution. I am wondering if perhaps I should not expand my Quest to include depraved rock groups, agents and record company execs...


Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Armani.Ghilli

Dirty Deeds by AC/DC.

Play whatever you like. N. S. S.

I was thinking about Warren Zevon's "Excitable Boy" though i think he did a lot of songs good for the occasion.

How about the 1812 Oveture, with the cannons shooting at the cats?


Toolmaker

Li rike Xuan Te' Di. Not many know this music in America, onry good thing come from China. Except Ord Papa-san. He good.

Shoot to Thrill - AC/DC
Stray Cat Strut - The Stray Cats
Cats in the Cradle - Harry Chapin (sic?)

How about the music in Apocalypse Now, or Simon and Garfunckel "Richard Corey" the part about a bullet to the head seems to fit.

I Feel Walt disney's Hi Ho Hi Ho from Snow Wihte just about fits the bill

"That fuckin cats back" by Kevin Bloody Wilson

MAUSER if ya do the job properly trust me they dont come back BASH! BURN! & BURY! thats all ya got to remember Which means BURN BABY BURN comes to mind

I like to start up "WIPEOUT" just before pulling the trigger on a coyote or cat.

Old Elk Hunter

I love feral cats, they give me a reason to load for higher velocity.

Ya ever ride Mavericks? I heard it was kinda tricky...kinda like juggling crats and chainsaws.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Banzai.Pipeline

How about Feuer Frei! (Open Fire!) by Rammstein

Hmmm,,,,,thinking of ted,,,cat scratch,,,,I make that pussy purr with a stroke of my hand,,,,,,,,,no not here,,,,,maby more like strangle hold,,,,,,,,And if a house gets in the way babyyyyyy you know i'll burn it down,,,,yea,,,thats more like it,,,,or the stones,,,midnight rambler,,,,,,possibly alice c. with billion dollar babies. AC/DC has a good few murderous tunes to whack crats by.For new school,,,,try soundgarden's the day I tryed to live,,,,or black hole sun,,,,,,,,Enjoy to the utmost!!!!!Clay

Anything by Ted Nugent!!!