Princess Li see Birman~san back this house! HA HA! Li go "Fields of Delaware"(that hard to say GI!), have new fry rod and new fry. Li by 10 weight Sage rod, big reer beau coup backing. Make rong reader, 1 foot butt section, 8 feet 20 pound then 16 pound test tippet. All from rear CAT GUT! HA HA! Birman, Dragon Lady come for you! Have new fry, called Pheasant Cock Streamer! Very pretty Birman, nice coror for you. Rook numba 1 in rittre jaw, or maybe stuck your nose! HA HA!

Li rook arr over "Fields of Delaware" for Birman~san, no find. Catch beau coup cat anyway. Cat arr rike Pheasant Cock, fight over fry when Li cast. Onry short cast this time, too many cat these fierds.

Li down by river, not know what river. Wet River! HA HA! See cat on bank, make farse cast then drop fry by left paw. Fat Tom jump on Pheasant Cock too quick, Li set hook, battre on!

Then Li hear awfur noise on this side Wet River when purr cat across in water. Li rook downstream, see man in white jacket rike doctor. He stand on bank, throw runch in Wet River! Li think this not right way catch fish. Feer so sorry for this GI Li terr him come GCII, serve him fresh cat just catch on Pheasant Cock. Is best can do GI. He turn green, say "You know BBTurtle?", then throw more runch in Wet River. Li raugh too roud, say Mr. Turtle numba 1 GI for recipe!" He throw more runch in Wet River. Say "Get away crazy rady!" Li not crazy. Dragon Lady put 6 pack sock choppy on this bad man, he jump in Wet River, scream for herp. I say, "Li herp you GI." He scream more, swim away. Li see name tag on bank, say Kratz. This same same Doctor guy see Mr. Turtle you think? Li think same same. It okay now Mr. Turtle, you come out do standup with Dragon Lady?

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Rook numba 1 in rittre jaw, or maybe stuck your nose! HA HA!

Werr Werr Now DlagonRady

You seem to have killed two BIRDS wiff one stone ( Wiff???? I brack cat? ) .
Anyway It has been a long time since I was Thrown Through The Screen Door but after letting go a POTKB two or three times I guess I had it coming .
You keep your rine wet DlagonRady and You get rucky one day .
Dr Krats............... My GOD

I study Pheasant Cock
at MY Bowl
Birman

I was not too sure the topic to post this because it crosses over just a bit between “HA!†and “back to Huntingâ€. I have decided to do here because it seems to relate better somewhat .
To start off I was cooking some pussy tortilla when the phone rang . I was not sure if it were a bill collector or not so I hid behind the couch until it stopped . I wiped the perspiration from my head and went back to cooking. I was relaxed when the phone rang again . I ran for the couch and dived behind . This time the answering machine picked up and a strange voice said “ Mr Turble? Are you there Mr Turble?â€.
“Turble?†I thought? Who is this strange man? Just then a cold shiver went through my body . It was confirmed when the strange man said “this ib Dr Kraptsâ€. I jumped to the phone and gave the greeting “ JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING FOR QUACK!â€. There was a short laps in conversation when he started by saying “ I owe you somewhat of an Appollbgy Mr Turbleâ€. “MY NAME IS TURTLE YO JERK OFF!â€. He said “I knowb that and I’ll epswainâ€.
He went on and I’ll transcribe the conversation as follows:
I was fishing down on the canal ..... You know the place that you can catch three eyed capfish?
I was having great luck like you had said I would when I looked up and saw a San Pan coming my way. I thought it a bip strange when I saw this fine looking woman casting a “Fry Lod†for a big Tomcat eating a quail on shore. She hooked it and did quite a good job of retrieving the fat Tom off shore and back to the San Pan. It wab at this point she pulled out a BIG knife and like lighting had the Tom skinned and quartered and was cooking it on a wok! This may be where I made my mistake as I said...â€WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT?!â€. Well Turble She gave an ear cringing laugh and started Panning my way. She Stopped and started “Farse†casting with great skill and then it happened. She launched her Fry and it caught me in the upper lip and she pulled back and set it before I could move a step. Next thing I know I’m in the canal getting retrieved! Well I broke the line and swam for my life to shore and got away. I still have a #1 Pheasant Cock Streamer stuck in my mouthp thaps why I am habing trouble wip my speach. Any way Mr Turble I wanted to let you know that you may not be as sick as I once thoughp. Good Day Turble I hap to go the the ER to gep this ting removed.

Well Thank you DragonLady for letting him see the light . I am going to the ER to see Dr Kratz and get that Pheasant Cock Streamer for my own . I can’t wait to try it. But First I smell something burning so

Back To The Stove
Turtle

Turtle, thanks for the telling, I haven't laughed like than in months! POTKB ^2

Good luck with the Pheasant Cock....Streamer.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.TheBest.Medicine

Pheasant Cock Streamer ........... Bahhhhhhhh
I like the old quail nymph . Much better in the brush and a lot more fun . The #1 Pheasant Cock Streamer is way to much frashy . Not subtle . No under statement . No challenge . No catnip . No shit it stinks .
I am critical at MY Bowl
Birman
This wine IS good

HEY DwagomWady
Here is a picture of one of my fine pussy buddies

I get horny at My Bowl
Birlmom

What a party BABE
Wess you were here

YeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaa
I have fire water at My Bowl
Burpman

That's it guys, he's a thrill junky, Golden Chopstix I with cruise missles and Cowboy Spock was just foreplay. We're gonna hafta get real serious. I'm goin' ta look for Tick and Billy Bob. And Big Al, and Little Bob. Those two can drink the little varmint under the table anyday...or night.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.CratsN.AA

Dream on Danoe

Got noooooooooooooooo SHOT agaist this group

Cohm to tink of et mon. I cont enon keep up wit dem.
I have a nutter dube at MY BOWL
Birman

Hey DD, I got a couple of Russian customers coming around in a couple of weeks. If your buddies can't handle birman, these guys are plain H*LL with vodka! I'm sure they would love to help you out!

www.pickled.birman

Birman~boy, you think you numba 1 party boy!? Li have rittre bit wine from Adm. James T. Kirk, you rikkie? Come see Li, we have good time boy! Li shake her bootie for you Birman~boy!

Li hot dish, you go brind for booty Birman~boy.

Ladydlagon

Had some last night ...... I think ..... Not sure ..... ..._ _ _ ...

I shot Jims ass to hell from the United Puss Ship Vaginal .

I fire shit from my vessel at MY BOWL
Birman

HA! You no hurt Adm. James T. Kirk, he rear man! HA! Rying pussy! Adm James T. Kirk carr rast night, want hot date Dragon Lady. Li break heart but he say come anyway. Maybe Li find speciar treat for space cadet, what you think GI's?

How about Private TSU's cat, steamed rice, spicy monkey meat on a splint, and a nice bowl of sweet & sour Birman paws, with real tofu?