Here's some good reading for cathunter, wolfer, digitaldan and all the other great cat hunters! Although I have killed a few over the years, I will never have the expertise that you all have developed. I have recently joined this site and the first time reading about field lions had me rolling. Anyway, if you're bored and need something to pass the time check this out:

www.katkiller.net/

Thanks, We are not alone.

Killing cats in the name of mercy!!!!POTKB!Welcome 3holepuncher!Clay.

YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAH!!!!

SRICE and DICE! Another useful kitchen appliance like the CATOMATIC! Terror of the ferals. Digital controls no doubt.

I like his (or her) thinking.

BTW, I got that cat I was wanting to get. S.O.B was in the field behind my place and I tried a butthole shot as it was facing away from me. That little .17 hmr does a good job of sending kitty to hell. Upon closer inspection, found out I hit about an inch too low (my fault, should have propped on the deck). I was really hopeing to send it on it's way and not leave an entrence hole. Oh well, will try poop chute shot at later date.

Just call it a Texas Heart Shot, Its less confuseing

Threeholepuncher I'm advancing in years and recently I've been considering taking on an apprentice this spring.It would a combination of Ranger school,expolsives training,sniper school,field lion biology,reloading,machinist school,how to correctly put up fur,Studebaker maintainance,the how to on distillates,Oriental cooking,manufacturing and multilevel marketing.I'm fixing up a room off the shop.This may take a couple of years to get through the apprenticeship.At the end you could take over for me as I will probably be in the "home" by then.I think I'll wait until the snow melts before this starts.You must be willing to train long hours and have good liver functions.The trainee will be called "Grasshopper" at least at first.If interested reply here.

Wow I knew when I was reading all of the posts that you were professional field lion harvesters, but that training cycle is harsh But I guess all that training is required to stay on top of those fierce animals.

Such an honor has never before been bestowed by the DALI WOLFER! Choose wisely little catwhacker.

Er, sorry, my mistake. I meant, "Choose wisely, Mr Cathunter".

How about Grasswhacker? Whackgasser? Well, whatever. I think I can grow fond of DALI WOLFER though.

I'm off to the shop to forge the lad a blade.AU 6 stainless.Oh the hours he will pass on the stone with this beauty.Guys,I tried meditation this morning but Ma did the Heimlich Manuever on me followed be a precordial thump.She heard me making some strange noise(chanting) and thought I was going out.I have some scouting to do in another town this evening.It's warmed up here and the field lions are moving.I can sense these things.Better go sharpen my knive.

I'll join your force. OOOOOM....MANI PADMEEEE.... KHAT WHAK

Is that Thai?

A chant I use in combination with breath control for consistency in trigger release when scopically observing Eastern ranch cougars (great term). Vedic not Thai, despite some of the phonetics. Uttered in this case to suggest solidarity with the Dali Wolfer, in his high Montana search for the primal essence of cat control. Spinning projectiles repeat the thought so much more effectively than running around in a circle chasing a cat with a stick.

Dan&Ned I definitely recommend Sanskrit.Try "Shringgg" in the prone position behind a heavy barreled .308.In the 60's I studied some of the teachings of the Mahrishi Mahesh Yogi.He did have some good smoke though.

CATS FEAR THE DALI WOLFER!

As it should be. There will be peace in the valley.

SHRINGGG! SHRINGGG! That is exactly what my M-1 says in between BRASS, BRASS, X 8 twice! (he got it from the english guys, and a lot of their pussy too!) They did become transcendentially conscious of the relevant facts however.

Dan with no local field lions I'm getting a little itchy.The grouse and partridge feeding program has exploded and we have deer showing up now.I can't seem to find a covert way to eliminate a coworkers field lion problem.I may have to use baited bucket cubbies with 220 conibears.I do enjoy the "bug eyed" look on conibeared field lions.
Ned I could sense that you would use that in your formal mediation.I'm working on a blade for 3holepuncher in case he shows up for the apprenticeship.I got to go sharpen my knife.Shring!!!