I posted this one on another thread but felt it would be appropriate here as well. I didn't need to fire one round, just got on my megaphone and started yelling free martinis to America haters and she jumped out of the brush like a wounded leopard. I think she even stomped on Reed's head somewhere a long the charge? Obama was the only smart one here, he stayed back smoking a cigarette letting his hacks investigate! In the end, Pelosi was darted with little effect and took 3 darts to finally put her down. I think all that San Fransisco lifestyle of drugs, what sex are you and anything goes built up her tolerance for a host of drugs. In any event, she came to right in the middle of the procedure and a simple picture of an American flag being honored at Arlington did her in.

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