Hey Leftie, how are ya? Hey, don't know about all diaper rash ointments, but one of the more popular ones, Destine, has this in it?

Medicinal Ingredients: zinc oxide 37% w/w, cod liver oil 13.56% w/w. Non-Medicinal Ingredients: Petrolatum, Lanolin, water, talc, neutralizer L-C2 Methylparaben, BHA.

I made Bassackwards some bullet lube out of it one time which he dubbed "bubblegum" lube.

LUBE?, I was thinking some of you needed ointment to sit still at the bench!
Mix in Viagra so the boolit matches the rifling!