Well I got some time ta catch up on my readin' however it ain't too pleasant out here in the barn. An hour ago 4AM here abouts, the alarm clock made its obnoxious sound and me and the dog went out ta change the irrigatin' water. Walkin' down the ditch settin' tubes with a flashlight in my teeth, all I heard was the dog growl. I got SHOT. Seems Mr.Skunk can't aim to good, missed the dog but hit me plumb center! Didn't have anything to shoot back with, probably would a missed anyhow cause my eyes was blearin' real bad. Now Mrs.DOUBLEJK won't even let me in fer a cup of coffee.
Woe is me!!

They are out and about this time of year. I nearly collided with one a week ago when I came out of a barn. They may not be much for accuracy, but they sure do fire for effect!