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Not sure where this one would go. But at least the american hunters kids will have something to do. The formula has worked in California, Florida and Paris. Now officials in Zimbabwe, eager to rebrand a country notorious for economic collapse and political violence, want to build a “Disneyland in Africa”. Walter Mzembi, the tourism and hospitality minister, told New Ziana, the official news agency, that the government was planning a $300m theme park near Victoria Falls, the country’s top tourist attraction. Mzembi was quoted as saying the resort would be a “Disneyland in Africa”, although he did not appear to suggest that the statue of explorer David Livingstone, which overlooks the falls, would be supplanted by a jobbing actor in a Mickey Mouse costume. Instead, he outlined plans for shopping malls, banks and exhibition and entertainment facilities such as casinos. “We have reserved 1 200 hectares of land closer to Victoria Falls international airport to do hotels and convention centres,” Mzembi told New Ziana on the sidelines of the UN World Tourism Organisation (UNWTO) general assembly , which Victoria Falls is co-hosting with the town of Livingstone in neighbouring Zambia. Mzembi said the project would cost about $300m. “We want to create a free zone with a banking centre where even people who do not necessarily live in Zimbabwe can open bank accounts,” he said. The government has plans to invest $150m in expanding the town’s airport to accommodate bigger aircraft, according to the report from Ziana. Mzembi said the government had found funding partners including multilateral financial institutions. Visitors travel from across the world to see Victoria Falls where water plummets more than 100 metres into the Zambezi gorge, generating mists of spray so high they can be seen up to 30 miles away. A bridge linking Zimbabwe and Zambia offers bungee jumping but made headlines for the wrong reasons last year when an Australian tourist narrowly survived her cord snapping. The nearby town offers few reasons to linger or spend money, however, despite the launch last month of an open-top bus tour in an attempt to drum up interest. Mzembi hopes to appeal to a younger market. Tourism conference Zimbabwe’s considerable tourism potential was devastated by a decade of conflict and hyperinflation but has recovered in recent years. The government says it recorded a 17% increase in tourist arrivals in the first quarter of 2013, up 346 299 to 404 282. It has predicted the tourism sector will contribute 15% to GDP by 2015 if the country remains stable. Following a mostly peaceful, though bitterly disputed, election last month, Zimbabwe’s co-hosting of the UNWTO conference this week is seen as another milestone towards that stability. But the decision to award the conference to Zimbabwe as a co-host was condemned by the independent UN Watch human rights group as a “disgraceful show of support — and a terribly timed award of false legitimacy — for a brutal, corrupt and authoritarian regime. Hillel Neuer, head of the Geneva-based group, added: “Amid reports of election rigging and continuing human rights abuses, Zimbabwe is the last country that should be legitimised by a UN summit of any kind. The notion that the UN should spin this country as a lovely tourist destination is, frankly, sickening.” President Robert Mugabe’s associated status as UN “leader for tourism” has also been questioned by critics of his 33-year rule. David Smith for the Guardian | ||
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That way the government can easily steal the money. Good Hunting, | |||
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Forget it. | |||
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Mad Bob could easily cut a check for this with the funds he has appropriated for himself. How about it Bob? | |||
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It would be interesting to see what the rides would be. Perhaps ride the cart pulled by the mombie? | |||
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As my dad says "that will go over like a lead balloon". | |||
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An African Disneyland?! I've heard it all now! | |||
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More like a cloud cuckoo land! | |||
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Regardless - Zimbabwe is my "Happiest Place on Earth" | |||
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That was my first thought. They can self fund the build using the money they steal from the suckers who open a bank account there. ____________________________ If you died tomorrow, what would you have done today ... 2018 Zimbabwe - Tuskless w/ Nengasha Safaris 2011 Mozambique - Buffalo w/ Mashambanzou Safaris | |||
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Maybe they'll have a Jungleland where you can swing on real vines out over the Falls, or a river cruise with real crocs and hippos and leaky canoes. Let's see, Adventureland would be just going there and risking your life in the Park with muggers, thieves and prostitutes. They can't maintain airline safely with their own national airline-so what about simple rides and roller coasters? I'm sure that, in keeping with normal life in Zimbabwe, about 85% of all rides would be shut down at any time-either because they were broke or no electricity to the park. . . . . Man, this is all really funny stuff! Wonder if I could get a life pass with my last 100 trillion dollar zim note?! Hey, instead of seeing Abraham Lincoln talk, you could see a protoype dummy of old boy Bob Mugabe in a fit of rage, condemning the Western powers and threatening to take down the Livingstone Statue at the Falls. Tommorowland-well, there ain't any for most Zimbos, so that wouldn't exist; Fantasyland-that's an easy one and Uncle B. could base the last 30 years of his reign of terror and what he had promised his countrymen around that one. And finally Critter Country-not sure if they could keep that one stocked as the Park poachers would keep them cleaned out on a regular basis. | |||
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These dumb cntus have a sense of imagination that makes Walt Disney look like a rank amateur. | |||
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I understand they're going to have another election to see who plays 'Goofey'. | |||
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The worst possible outcome would be that it succeeds, and puts Zim on the same path that America has fallen victim to: the Disneyfication of the world, a tragedy in the making. | |||
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