Funniest Safari Story
Funniest general hunting story
Funniest shooting story

Funniest Safari photo with animal
Funniest safari video w/o animal
Best scenery photo
best animal photo

Just some ideas????

I have a great video of a baboon dancing after I put a .270 through him, not bloody very funny.

So does that get me a calendar?

All else aside I think the criteria should be a body length of 6 foot four, bald, fat and beautiful.


Seeing that I also have a limp and am recuperating from an operation I should get one out of pity....

My vote for a calendar would be:
The cheapest buffalo hunt ever!
My cheapest buff hunt cost me:
- $25 for the license
- $20 for fuel
- $3 tip for the local tracker
- $6 for 2 rounds of .375 caliber

Please mail the calendar to Box 10653, Arusha, Tanzania.

"...My vote for a calendar would be:
The cheapest buffalo hunt ever!
My cheapest buff hunt cost me:
- $25 for the license
- $20 for fuel
- $3 tip for the local tracker
- $6 for 2 rounds of .375 caliber..."

And for paying those prices, our calendar will cost you just $16,250, with FREE SHIPPING

Well, the calendar has been created, and I must say Walter did a grand job - apart from all the spelling mistakes, and the wrong year!?

Which I had to correct - he said he did this on purpose, just to make sure I am being kept on my toes!!??

Mark,

Would you like to take charge of this venture? I will leave it all in your capable hands.

The number of calendars to be given away is not an issue, as I am printing them here at home, but may I suggest about 2 dozen or so?

Let me know what you wish to do, and I will stick the thread at teh top of the forum.