For those of you who may be interested. Safari S.A., Conroy Hallgren, is selling several safaris to South Africa to hunt with one of the worlds top Professional Bareback riders.
There is more info on the web site http://www.safarisa.info/celebrityhunts.html

Hey, I got one:

I'm selling a hunt opportunity with a world-class Digital Signal Processing Engineer! Why, for only twice the cost of a 1x1 safari you could take ME with you. That's right! You could get FREE lectures on Designing Signals for Detectablity! Guaranteed to bore you stiff around the campfire!

Warning: said engineer is slightly deaf, and snores like a Popping Johnnie with a bad governor. Slight tendency to flatulence that is barely noticable upwind in a stiff breeze. Beer, whiskey and women must be supplied in perpetuity. I have also been known to borrow a rifle and use it as a crutch.

Don_G,

I think its cheaper to meet him at one of the bars after a rodeo. At least thats where I have met a few rodeo guys anyway. They even bought me a drink.

Don,

Does the quality of the women, beer, and whiskey matter to you???? Or at your age do you take what you can get......

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I'm selling a hunt opportunity with a world-class Digital Signal Processing Engineer! Why, for only twice the cost of a 1x1 safari you could take ME with you. That's right! You could get FREE lectures on Designing Signals for Detectablity! Guaranteed to bore you stiff around the campfire!

Warning: said engineer is slightly deaf, and snores like a Popping Johnnie with a bad governor. Slight tendency to flatulence that is barely noticable upwind in a stiff breeze. Beer, whiskey and women must be supplied in perpetuity. I have also been known to borrow a rifle and use it as a crutch

Good comeback...........................LOL

Damn, what a great idea!!!

You and the cowboy make a stalk on a big old dagga boy and then you say,

"OK tuff guy, I'll buy this buff for you but,.....

You got to ride him for eight seconds first."

Regards

Elmo

elmo,

The problem with a cowboy is he's just liable to do it.

I know a bunch of cape buff were roped by cowboys over there making movies back in the 50s and 60s - I would not be surprised if one of 'em got rode!

sierra,

At my age I will definitely take what I can get!

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Originally posted by Don_G:
elmo,

The problem with a cowboy is he's just liable to do it.

I know a bunch of cape buff were roped by cowboys over there making movies back in the 50s and 60s - I would not be surprised if one of 'em got rode!

If someone rode one, I will bet there was NO rodeo clown in the arena to pull the buff off his butt when he hit the ground.

Hog Killer

That you Prehodah??