If anyone is going to South Africa, please do me a big favor.
Find Shakari, tie him up on a chair and fire a 460 Weatherby with a muzzle brake next to his ears. Both of them.

I have never met him. And I don't know why he wants to make me more deaf.
He sent Saeed and his daughter vuvuzelas. Yesterday I was enjoying watching the world cup when Saeed and his daughter come behind me and blasted away with two vuvuzelas!

I flew up almost to the ceiling and my ears are singing a different symphony than they did before.

All thanks to Shakari, Saeed and Hessa. Saeed is teaching his daughter to be as nasty as him. I am not looking forward to going hunting with both of them.

We are used to the vuvuzelas by now here in South Africa...

I just wished there was a mute button for them...

WALTER,
Better yet turn his new hearing aides up and play Barry Manilow music for him 24/7 at high volume I'm happy to hear your enjoying thr world cup matches. If I was offered enough money I could arrane for Susan to kick Steve's ass for you she likes me better than she does Daddy

Walter,

Too late mate. I'm already as deaf as a post I'm afraid!

But I sure wish I'd been there to see it!

Hooker,

As far as the football is concerned all I can say is bah humbug!

Oh yes and mummy doesn't need any encouragement from you to kick daddy's arse bur every time she does, I'm gonna cut your allowance and ground you for a week!

speaking of allowance your payments have been really slow

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Originally posted by ddrhook:
speaking of allowance ypur payments have ben really slow

That's because I'm still waiting for you to wash the truck properly.... I told you I'd only pay if the cars were washed properly and I still can't see my face in the paintwork of the truck!

but you forgot I told ya I was going to repaint it and buff it properly. with true ghost flames. that can only be seen when the light hits them just right

Sacrilege!!!!!!!!

Go and wash your mouth out with soap and water!

I was going to paint it a real red not that almost red you have it now. Anyway you know i like to eat soap

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Originally posted by ddrhook:
Anyway you know i like to eat soap

That explains a few things!

if I remember right I was calling mummy to tell her you where picking on me again. AND she was going to kick your arse again!!!!!!

now keep teasing me and I'll write it down and publish it!!!! ooohhhh what thats been done already reminds me of a song we have here( I like my truck)

No mate. I LOVE my truck!

Walter: What symphony were they singing before? And what symphony are they singing now? By the way, learn sign language!

Walter I think that YOU set yourself up for the abuse.

I will bet that you were NOT watching your TV, but was over at Saeed's house.

What can happen to Walter in Saeed's company?????



Keith

Walter is totally inocent he would never prank anyone!!!!!!!

I worry about Steve preforming unatural acts with that ugly truck of his

I'm glad to say I've finally found a good use for those bloody vuvuzelas and that benefits my truck as well.

Cut 'em down and they make a great funnel for adding engine oil etc....

if you would overhaul the poor OLD motor you would not need them for that or pour it full of stop leak

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Originally posted by Hog Killer:
Walter I think that YOU set yourself up for the abuse.

I will bet that you were NOT watching your TV, but was over at Saeed's house.

What can happen to Walter in Saeed's company????? t


Keith

He is siiting right here now, with his hearing aid missing, and shouting at everyone to repeat whatever they are saying, despite the fact their conversation has nothing to do with him.

We are all waiting for the Brazil Chile match which starts in less than two hours.

I don't know where he puts all that food.

He did not have any soup, but made sure he had several pieces of pizza, a stack of stuffed mushrooms, half a loaf of garlic bread, and finished off with two donuts!!?

WOW are you sure Walter was not a cop in the USA he eats like one

Saeed, did you and cheer on Brazil??

Keith

Shakari,,
I wish you had exported all of them before the World Cup. What a pain in the ear!

465H&H

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Originally posted by Hog Killer:
Saeed, did you and cheer on Brazil??

Keith

Yes, so did everyone else, except Walter of course!.

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Originally posted by 465H&H:
Shakari,,
I wish you had exported all of them before the World Cup. What a pain in the ear!

465H&H

Ain't that the truth!

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Originally posted by Saeed:

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Originally posted by Hog Killer:
Saeed, did you and cheer on Brazil??

Keith

Yes, so did everyone else, except Walter of course!.

So, who won??

Keith

are those the crazy horns? I was listening to the radio the other day when they were telling listeners how to use their equalizer to actually adjust out the frequency of them so they weren't audible any more.