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Like all of you, I hope to see Mike (Hunter) Jines at the DSC this coming January.

Well, I don’t much care whether I see Mike, but he mentioned that his manservant,Valentino, would be accompanying him.

You remember Valentino, don’t you? The corsage?

Anyway, Valentino recently sent me a photo of himself.

He signed it “AML, Val”. Val instead of Valentino. I sometimes call him Val for short. He’s such a scamp.

I want to give Valentino a photo in return, but Mike refuses to provide me with his address. So I hope Mike brings Val next year not only to Zim but also to the DSC convention.

But I can't decide which photo to give Val.

So, would you help me? Is this one too suggestive?



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ROFL... let the games begin!


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Will, you're killin' me here!!! animal


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Anyone want to bet that Will's favorite movie of all time is "Brokeback Mountain"?

Weren't you trying to sell your assless chaps in the classifieds some time ago?

What's next? Another picture of Will in his knickers...oh excuse me, his breeks?

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Will: The Chaps WITHOUT the Wranglers is what Val is looking for! LOL! dancing
 
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How nice.

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Truth be told, Bill’s relationship with Val goes back a ways . . .

Everyone knows of Bill’s fascination, dare I say obsession, with Pondoro. Well it seems that his emulation of Pondoro extends to more than just the search for a double rifle that weighs so little that the KO factor on the receiving end equals the KO factor on the giving end. I have reason to believe that Bill has been selling, literally, virtually every article of clothing the man owns in order to raise enough money to buy a little boma in Nyasaland and move there with Val, who he sometimes refers to as his little Aly. I became suspicious when I found this picture in Val’s billfold and caught him reading a copy of Shadows of Shame signed by no other than “The Praire Pondoro”.

While Valentino used to be a trusted servant, I must confess that I am a little reluctant these days to ask him to polish my gun barrel given his attempted corruption by Bill. Hence you can appreciate my desire to not have Bill in contact with Valentino.

And as Paul Harvey would say, now you know the rest of the story . . .



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I knew this thread would not disappoint!


On the plains of hesitation lie the bleached bones of ten thousand, who on the dawn of victory lay down their weary heads resting, and there resting, died.

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch...
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
- Rudyard Kipling

Life grows grim without senseless indulgence.
 
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And then there are those little sleeveless things Will is partial to. More evidence ...


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And, lest we not forget, his pink cowboy boots! Big Grin
 
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