I think that the wife murdered the husband then made up this story as cover. It is such an outrageous story that it must be true.

Better to laugh than cry if this is true, but ... poor chicken (sniffle, whimper), may it RIP (rest in pieces) ... drumsticks, wings, breast, but throw out the giblets!

Great play with words, guys!

cute chick
pecker
poultrygeist
hen-pecked (husband)
choked the chicken,
etc.

My theory is that the deceased chicken abuser was the illegitimate son of Robert Mugabe, living in exile in Zambia. He named his little red hen "Zimbabwe" and was just carrying on the family tradition, until realizing that it was not approved of in Zambia. However, unlike his father, Robert Mugabe Junior was remorseful for his deeds.

Cockadoodledoo, that's the best I could do.

Now try to say this rapidly three times:

How much wood could a chicken stuffer stuff if a chicken stuffer could stuff chickens?

So what did they have for lunch .....Stuffed chicken????

They have sheep. They just can't afford hip boots...