Testing the readiness of a canned lion

Brave man or stupid

Hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Speaking of canned lion hunts.

I was admiring a lion mount in Reno when this guy volunteered pictures of his lion. Being the friendly sort that I am, I looked at them and asked where it came from. He proudly said South Africa, quickly adding "free range".

I think he really believed he had taken a wild lion. He was so enthusiastic I hope it was a rare case of a wild lion in SA. I could only say "nice picture".

that is one defeated lion. Literally by the balls.. poor guy... I have seen dead lions with more dignity than that...

Man says to lion : "we are not gone hurt each other are "

Man says to Lion "turn your head and cough"

Man to Lion: 'They feel purrrrfectly normal to me'

Lion to man: 'Well when you squeeze 'em, I get a very uncomfortable feline'

I'd guess the Lion has a 'claws' in his contract that his face be kept hidden!

When you gottem by the balls their hearts and manes will follow.

Brings an honest meaning to... I got you by the balls...literaly
Question is that person with the ponytail a guy or a gal???

Mike

If it's a guy might we presume a qay lion?

Perhaps the lioness gave him blues balls and they needed a rub down!

Brett

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Originally posted by Brett Adam Barringer:
Perhaps the lioness gave him blues balls and they needed a rub down!

Brett

With Deep Heat or horse linament!

The ponytail belongs to a guy, Alex ? My good memory refuses to bring his surname up right now.

Alex works as "manager / chief tamer" or something similar at the "Lion Park", of which there are a few, but this is the one off N14 near Muldersdrift.

The lion is a tame lion, most probably raised by Alex from a tiny cub. As far as I know 'all' the lions at the Lion Park are tame ones and used for TV ads, films and similar. As well as posing for busloads of tourists.

Just incidentally, at the "Lion & Rhino Park" which is also near Muldersdrif, most of the lions are 'wild'. Although captive bred, you would definately not be clever to get into their enclosures, as you are most unlikely to get out alive.

A year or so ago Mr. Derek Brink of the Krugersdorp Game Reserve was killed and somewhat eaten by his own captive bred [mostly] but quite wild lions in that lion enclosure. Leave such "Canned Lion Testing" to guys like Alex, who know exactly what he is doing!

In good hunting.

Andrew McLaren

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Originally posted by Andrew McLaren:
Leave such "Canned Lion Testing" to guys like Alex, who know exactly what he is doing!

And, more importantly, to lions who know exactly what guys like Alex are doing.

Because I'd hate to surprise one like that.

That is just WRONG!