Two old men on safari!

As many of you know, Walter has had a quadruple by-pass operation, and has to atke it easy on safari.

We left camp looking for buffalo as it was Roy's hunt that day.

We came across the tracks of a bull. We left Walter in the truck, and the three of us started following that bull.

Not long after, we saw the bull, and Roy fired a shot at it.

It was hit, but started running.

Roy fired another shot at it to finish it off.

In doing so, he crowded the newly mounted scope on his rifle, and cut himself in his forehead.

The video above shows what happens on our safaris.

Nothing is planned.

But one thing is for sure.

No opportunity is ever missed to make fun of anyone's misfortune.

Please right click and save it to your computer, as it is a big file.

I think you will enjoy this.

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No opportunity is ever missed to make fun of anyone's misfortune.

I thought that is what it was all about?

Do we really go on Safari to go hunting - gotta re-think this novel idea .....

We have been hunting together for 30 years, and we somehow managed to get the screw ups down to a fine art.



In fact, at any given time one of us is doing something wrong while we are hunting.

The fact that we manage to shoot anything is a cause of wonderment for all of us.

Example.

Walter wanted to shoot a zebra.

Zebra's are not very co-operative.

WE find a herd as we were driving along.

Roy jumps out of the truck and puts the shooting sticks up.

I chamber a round in the rifle and give it to Walter.

Roy "Hurray up and shoot, they are not going to stand there all day!"

Walter "Which one shall I shoot?"

"That one standing broadside, and get on with it!"

Walter "Saeed, are you joking when you said I should aim for a white stripe?"

The zebras ran off

Walter wanted to shoot a warthog.

About midday, we found one sleeping under a tree.

Roy takes Walter to shoot that warthog, and I follow with my camera.


The warthog is about 40 yards away, totally oblivious to us.

Roy pus up the shooting sticks, and Walter gets on them.

Walter, whispering "where is the pig?"
Roy "THERE lying under the tree!"

Walter "That is not a pig. It is a log!"
Roy "No it is not! It is a pig lying down, Shoot it quickly!"

Walter "I am not shooting a log for you and Saeed to have a laugh at me"

Eventually the pig moved, and Walter shot it.

You guys are having too much fun. Fortunately it's at Walter's expense.

Was Walter attempting to put a tourniquet on Roy's head? Jeez, I don't think BEGNO bled that much when a Buffalo tossed him!

Saeed,

I was in tears of laughter. And I got two new blond jokes!

Thanks for posting that.

It should be against the law for people to have that much fun!

.............................Great film!

Absolutely great! My favorite joke was about the punctuation mark, the period.