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01 April 2019, 09:25

Beretta682E

Hopefully my prime membership covers the dues for ar going forward

Mike

01 April 2019, 09:40

Colin Masters

I thought the website was hacked.

01 April 2019, 12:19

fairgame

I thought Saeed had been drinking.

01 April 2019, 12:29

Bakes

quote:
Originally posted by Colin Masters:
I thought the website was hacked.

LOL me to, then I remembered what day it was.

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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"

01 April 2019, 13:13

Charlie64

.

Excellent !!

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01 April 2019, 13:39

Brian Canada

Shit! You got me! I believed the whole thing.
Nice work, Brian

01 April 2019, 15:41

boarkiller

Fools month?

" Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins.
When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar.
Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan
PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...

Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies...
Only fools hope to live forever
“ Hávamál”

01 April 2019, 16:43

drongo

Damn! You got me too!

01 April 2019, 17:30

crshelton

"Taint funny, McGee"!

01 April 2019, 17:31

SDSpink

Yesterday I was wondering what our host was planning for his annual April Fools Joke. This was good.....

01 April 2019, 18:06

Tracker49

I just thought that Walter was in a cahoots for a "hostile takeover"

01 April 2019, 18:28

bwanamrm

Good one!

On the plains of hesitation lie the bleached bones of ten thousand, who on the dawn of victory lay down their weary heads resting, and there resting, died.

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch...
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
- Rudyard Kipling

Life grows grim without senseless indulgence.

01 April 2019, 18:39

Aspen Hill Adventures

TDS has infected our site hosts bigly!

01 April 2019, 19:50

JTEX

quote:
We may use any information you provide, including your IP and email addresses, to members of the deep state who are tracking alt right groups, members of Russian hacking organizations, Antifa, and all other hate groups.

01 April 2019, 20:01

Slider

Amazon Stock was up today?

02 April 2019, 07:41

Bustingclay

good one

02 April 2019, 09:01

bwana cecil

I've been taken before, but on this one I chuckled.
Good one indeed.

03 April 2019, 07:03

lavaca

I figured it was April Fools, but I have to say this was one of Saeed's best one's. I did notice that while the rest of the site was inaccessible, the store stayed open.

05 April 2019, 01:35

Use Enough Gun

It gave most of us a day of rest from one of our addictions.

05 April 2019, 06:11

Saeed

quote:
Originally posted by fairgame:
I thought Saeed had been drinking.

Thank God I do not partake in this popular pastime!

We are spending a week on an island in the Maldives.

They provide the guests with bicycles to move around, with the guests first name tagged on it.

Mine says WARNING! Instead my name name??!!

Apparently my behavior is consistent with someone who is permanently drunk!!??

Proven beyond a doubt yesterday as a lady got attacked by a trigger fish!

I got my camera and jumped in to video it, while it attacks me!

The bloody thing kept running away! It would not let me get close to it!

Created quite a bit of laughter here!

05 April 2019, 08:05

crbutler

Goes to show that not only the buffalo, but fish also tremble at the sound of your name.

Are you sure you are not Chuck Norris?