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Promotional gifts from outfitters such as shirts and caps are all very well and good, but I think this is going a bit too far !

Thanks for the Christmas presents Buzz – glad to see your sense of humour is still intact.

My wife Teresa thought it very funny when she first saw the large pair of support knickers, but she was then devastated when they actually fit !
If you think those charging tuskless are a problem wait until you next see her.
It has taken me from December until now to persuade her to let me post the picture.

At the risk of becoming the “butt” of other peoples jokes I thought that I would share this “brief” post showing the new “ass-sential” piece of safari wear

 
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animal rotflmo jumping rotflmo animal

Now why didn't I think of that! Eeker

Damn but that's FUNNEEEEEE rotflmo rotflmo rotflmo






 
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CLASSIC!!! jumping

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is it printed or embroided but it stays funny

well done buzz jumping


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Just think, if the company had a shorter name, it could have been a thong! rotflmo

Hooker...... hope you're reading this! animal animal animal

Damn but I'm crying with laughter! rotflmo






 
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Shakari-NO I repete NO I'm not wearing a thong or any other kinky shit in camp no matter how much you beg rotflmo moon
 
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That is hysterical.....


The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense
 
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hutty- Have you seen shakari?????? you would be screaming NOOOOOOOOOO lol animal
 
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I think I'd rather hunt with the outfitter on the right. Seems like a more well-rounded operation!
 
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Shakari-NO I repete NO I'm not wearing a thong or any other kinky shit in camp no matter how much you beg rotflmo moon


How about outside of camp? animal

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hutty- Have you seen shakari?????? you would be screaming NOOOOOOOOOO lol animal


Hutty,

If you know what a tokolosh looks like....... they modelled it on me! rotflmo






 
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is it like Vagas?? what happens in the bush stays in the bush Eeker Eeker jumping remember when your in camp and you get that special twinkle in your eye.I HAVE A 458. AND KNOW HOW TO USE IT rotflmo rotflmo rotflmo
 
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Why do I get the idea we're gonna be doing a lot of laughing! Wink






 
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you can hear the swing machines at outfitters homes working over time already animalwomens appareal shops have sudden incease in business by scruffy looking pH's jumping
 
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I'm allergic to laughing jumping and pussy toooo!!!!! did I mention I lie once in awhile? but never out lie the PH animal animal
 
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Brilliant Buzz!!!


Karl Stumpfe
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P.O. Box 1667, Katima Mulilo, Namibia
Cell: +264 81 1285 416
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Sat. phone: +88 163 166 9264
 
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we try I'm Mutt he's Jeff. see how many people know what I mean by that sofa
 
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I think I have seen a picture before of Justin modeling the prototype. Frightening.


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allways had my doubts about you,but i would recognise that arse any where
 
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I'm sorry, I just can't think of anything inappropriate to say right now.
 
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inappropriate what the hell does that mean?????? Shakari is he calling us dirty names?????????? moon
 
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Some serious clenching going down on the left. Looks like he took a dose of Arica nut without being close enough to the loo.
 
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I disagree he has no skin marks!! rotflmo
 
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inappropriate what the hell does that mean?????? Shakari is he calling us dirty names?????????? moon


I think he must be talking about you mate, not me!

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Hell, we haven't started on the monkeys and rubber snakes yet. Wink






 
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I picked up to small rubber snakes yesterday animal
 
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you guys are killing me!!

rotflmo

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As long as he don't start wearing lip stick in camp were going to be OK!!!!!!!I I can't wait to go fishing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!for freaking crocs Big Grin
 
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hey you should have seen the one that got away jumping
 
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sofa
 
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we need to delete this thread. A couple of you are starting to make me nervous about booking any more hunts to Africa.

Rich

My motto has always been: "public disclosure is fine; until it turns into indecent exposure...".
 
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Be careful who you bend over around.
 
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I feel kinda safe on bending over Shakari has been home with his wife and not in bush for months! If he had been in bush for months I would wear chain maul suit!!!!
 
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animal sofa animal
 
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I think Teresa has got one hell of a tan!
 
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Hey Rob, I like the look, well, Teresa's mostly Smiler

Tell Buzz to have some of these from TAG in camp for you guys in May:



http://www.tagsafari.com/item/...-Thong-Leopard-Print
 
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