Don’t laugh!

I was present at lions mating.

15 meters from us.

Other cars had people ASLEEP during it!

Saeed's caption for the picture is: Guide: "If you all look closely. . . . . . You will see two lions mating under that tree over there!" Lions (looking back at the vehicle and continuing to mate): "Damn, stupid people everywhere!"

What was actually worse, there was a Russian couple in the resort.

They never left camp!

This was in a private game reserve in South Africa!

I've heard tell of Russian hunters who arrived with very comely "interpreters" who seldom left camp. Easy way for the wife to never find out, but expensive.