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Walter's Birthday!
03 April 2014, 09:10
SaeedWalter's Birthday!
It was Walter's 200th birth day last week. That is what he says I make him feel like!
And knowing how much he enjoys his cake, Hessa decided to make him one small cup cake!!
She baked the cake especially for him, but sadly Walter wasn't too impressed.
You can see the look on his face in the first photo.
He says he prefers it when my wife, Hanna, bakes him a cake.
He is especially partial to her chocolate moose cake.
One ti8me she made him one about 6 inches in diameter. He looked at it, and decided it was far too rich for him.
A few minutes later, loo and behold, he had half that cake in a plate.
"I thought you are not going to eat this?"
"I wasn't. But, you being what you are, did not tell me it was SUGAR FREE!"
"It is not sugar free!"
"It IS! Look here. It says SF on top of it"
What he did was write SF on top of the cake.
Apparently that made it sugar free as far as he is concerned.
03 April 2014, 09:13
bwana cecilHappy birthday Walter!
LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show.
Not all who wander are lost.
NEVER TRUST A FART!!!
Cecil Leonard
03 April 2014, 09:17
JBoutfishnWalter is soooooooo abused.

Jim "Bwana Umfundi"
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03 April 2014, 10:01
TrophyShotPrintsHAPPY BIRTHDAY WALTER!!!
CHEERS TO MANY MORE SIR

03 April 2014, 11:13
georgeldHeck of a deal, 200th b'day and only ONE candle?
Some kinda miscommunication somewhere.
Hope you had a Happy birthday Walter.
Wish you well, don't see how you can handle all the ridiculing you get from "that bunch".
George
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03 April 2014, 15:17
NakihunterHappy birthday Walter. Thanks for all the laughs!
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03 April 2014, 15:20
boarkillerWho is Walter?
I really have no idea
" Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins.
When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar.
Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan
PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...
Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies...
Only fools hope to live forever
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03 April 2014, 16:33
LabmanA great big Happy Birthday wish for Walter. Saeed - are you sure he wasn't born on the first of April??
Tom Z
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03 April 2014, 16:35
ScriptusHappy Birthday and many more with a dose of sympathy there Walter. A bunch of incorrigibles, thanks for the laughs.
03 April 2014, 16:47
.366torqueHappy Birthday Walter!
03 April 2014, 16:55
LeopardtrackSaeed your daughter looks exactly like you!
03 April 2014, 18:25
bwana cecilquote:
Saeed your daughter looks exactly like you!
Heck no she doesn't! She's pretty.
LORD, let my bullets go where my crosshairs show.
Not all who wander are lost.
NEVER TRUST A FART!!!
Cecil Leonard
03 April 2014, 19:00
FjoldWell, happy birthday Walter!
Frank
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03 April 2014, 19:15
pagosawingnutHappy Birthday!!!
03 April 2014, 19:34
The NorwegianHappy Birthday from all the blond girls in Norway

The more I know, the less I wonder !
03 April 2014, 19:52
AnimalChrisHappy Birthday, Walter. Here's a toast to many more sunrises over the savannah. I hope we cross paths one day.
Regards, Chris
Shoot Straight,
Animal Chris
03 April 2014, 21:17
TerryRHappy Birthday Walter
03 April 2014, 21:40
fairgameFor he's a jolly good fellow.
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03 April 2014, 22:13
L. David KeithHappy Birthday Walter!

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03 April 2014, 22:29
.366torque How Walter got started!!03 April 2014, 23:07
butchlochappy birthday walter - may the years be kind and may you have many more
and hessa grows more beautiful each time we can see her
"It was Walter's 200th birth day last week. That is what he says I make him feel like!
And knowing how much he enjoys his cake, Hessa decided to make him one small cup cake!!
She baked the cake especially for him, but sadly Walter wasn't too impressed.
You can see the look on his face in the first photo."
Come now, Walter never met a chocolate cake that he did not like!
In the first photo Walter was just distracted, wondering when his shirt was going to ignite, next to Hessa's blazing sparkler,
and wondering if his single candle was going to explode next.
Walter is smarter than he looks, and he looks a lot better than he should, considering his 200 years of self abuse.
Happy third century coming up, Walter!

04 April 2014, 14:50
Milo ShanghaiHappy Birthday, Walter. Given the stories we have heard over the years, it would appear quite an achievement for you to have made it this far. Wishing you many more.
04 April 2014, 18:33
WoodmnctryActually I'm thinking Walter just claimed it was his birthday for to get the cake.
OMG!-- my bow is "pull-push feed" - how dreadfully embarrasing!!!!!
06 April 2014, 07:48
PD999Happy 200th Walter

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07 April 2014, 10:15
CanuckHappy Birthday Walter!
I am not surprised at all that this his 200th. He probably celebrates at least 3x per year, just for the cake.
