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Pastor trying to prove how Jesus walked on water gets eaten by crocodile Richard Hartley-Parkinson for Metro.co.ukMonday 15 May 2017 6:35 am Pastor trying to prove how Jesus walked on water gets eaten by crocodile A pastor has been killed after he was eaten by three crocodiles while trying to walk on water. Jonathan Mthethwa was trying to show his congregation how Jesus walked on water by crossing what is locally known as Crocodile River on foot. However, he did not make it across the river in Zimbabwe. The pastor, from the Satin of the Last Days church, managed to get around 90ft into the river before trying to climb onto the surface of the river. All that was left of him was his underwear and his sandals. Eyewitness Deacon Nkosi told the Daily Post: ‘The pastor taught us about faith on Sunday last week. ‘He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by three large crocodiles in front of us. ‘We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week. They finished him in a couple of minutes. ‘All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.’ Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/15/...37431/#ixzz4h9LUOT6N Kathi kathi@wildtravel.net 708-425-3552 "The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page." | ||
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No cheeky crocodiles in Galilee. | |||
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Killed AFTER he was eaten by crocodiles....? | |||
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Reminds me of action of a large topwater bait. Worked, too. xxxxxxxxxx When considering US based operations of guides/outfitters, check and see if they are NRA members. If not, why support someone who doesn't support us? Consider spending your money elsewhere. NEVER, EVER book a hunt with BLAIR WORLDWIDE HUNTING or JEFF BLAIR. I have come to understand that in hunting, the goal is not the goal but the process. | |||
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He thought he'd try pulling the walking on water stunt knowing if he failed he was covered by: “I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live." Yeah, living in the soul of several crocs .... not a bad deal after all. ![]() | |||
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Stupid is as stupid does. ![]() | |||
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Amen ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ J. Lane Easter, DVM A born Texan has instilled in his system a mind-set of no retreat or no surrender. I wish everyone the world over had the dominating spirit that motivates Texans.– Billy Clayton, Speaker of the Texas House No state commands such fierce pride and loyalty. Lesser mortals are pitied for their misfortune in not being born in Texas.— Queen Elizabeth II on her visit to Texas in May, 1991. | |||
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reminds me of some of our Appalachian snake handler churches.... Birmingham, Al | |||
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I would think the name "Crocodile River" would have been a warning. M | |||
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Misprint for "Saten" or just a statement of style? | |||
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Whoops.....Satan. | |||
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May God rest his soul. Mike Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer. | |||
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Perhaps if he had tried to emulate Moses and parted the water instead things would have gone better. Roger ___________________________ I'm a trophy hunter - until something better comes along. *we band of 45-70ers* | |||
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Some reports from a quick Google say it's a made-up story for a joke. | |||
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Yeah, it's clearly a croc(k). | |||
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Apparently neither God nor the crocs were impressed with his stunt. Feel bad for his family though (if true). BH63 Hunting buff is better than sex! | |||
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Simple truth is he wasn't Jesus! He wasn't God, he was a person with a tremendous ego! Ray Atkinson Atkinson Hunting Adventures 10 Ward Lane, Filer, Idaho, 83328 208-731-4120 rayatkinsonhunting@gmail.com | |||
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Satin of the last days church!!! He put his faith in the wrong personage. | |||
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I could not help but laugh out loud. Stupidity should hurt. | |||
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It hurt alot in this instance! ![]() | |||
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I'll have to tell my wife this one next time she suggests I go on a diet. A lot of good it did this guy...... | |||
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did you mean PARSONAGE? /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." Winston Churchill | |||
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Amen | |||
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