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02 December 2013, 17:47
Wendell ReichDelete
I wish I could delete that from my memory.
02 December 2013, 21:23
boarkillerMJines.
Are you loosing it?
I sometimes wonder about some of these posts ...
" Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins.
When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar.
Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan
PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...
Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies...
Only fools hope to live forever
“ Hávamál”
02 December 2013, 21:31
MJinesYou got more nerve than a wisdom tooth. With a signature line like yours, and you have the audacity to ask if I am loosing [sic] it? Better have a long match because my guess is that the fuse is mighty short.
Mike
02 December 2013, 22:47
larryshoresDamn. It was pretty obvious to me that this was a joke.
02 December 2013, 23:11
Scriptusquote:
Originally posted by MJines:
quote:
Originally posted by Wendell Reich:
Mike,
Got any boxers fer sale?
Please delete all skid marks before mailing them to me.
Thanks.
If I do that how will I be able to tell the front from the back?
Should you sell said boxers with skid marks deleted, they would be no longer be a concern of yours, which ever way they are worn.
Quote: "Although I have never had to shoot another person, I have testimonies from many, from my Father (WWII), my Brother (Vietnam), and many fellow service members, I cannot recall anyone who said they really wanted to shoot another person." Quote
The politics over here cause many such thoughts which on occassion are expressed out loud.
02 December 2013, 23:32
MJinesquote:
Originally posted by larryshores:
Damn. It was pretty obvious to me that this was a joke.
Larry, you poor misguided soul. You should appreciate by now, there are no jokes on AR, everything is personal, offensive and objectionable to a substantial segment of the members. I think it is primarily a function of too much coffee and not enough sex.
Mike
02 December 2013, 23:38
larryshoresquote:
Originally posted by MJines:
quote:
Originally posted by larryshores:
Damn. It was pretty obvious to me that this was a joke.
Larry, you poor misguided soul. You should appreciate by now, there are no jokes on AR, everything is personal, offensive and objectionable to a substantial segment of the members. I think it is primarily a function of too much coffee and not enough sex.
Yes, probably. The next thing you know there might be a frivolous lawsuit.
02 December 2013, 23:43
Bwana Bundukiquote:
Originally posted by larryshores:
quote:
Originally posted by MJines:
quote:
Originally posted by larryshores:
Damn. It was pretty obvious to me that this was a joke.
Larry, you poor misguided soul. You should appreciate by now, there are no jokes on AR, everything is personal, offensive and objectionable to a substantial segment of the members. I think it is primarily a function of too much coffee and not enough sex.
Yes, probably. The next thing you know there might be a frivolous lawsuit.
But what about the sex? Just askin...
Jeff
02 December 2013, 23:45
MJinesquote:
Originally posted by Bwana Bunduki:
quote:
Originally posted by larryshores:
quote:
Originally posted by MJines:
quote:
Originally posted by larryshores:
Damn. It was pretty obvious to me that this was a joke.
Larry, you poor misguided soul. You should appreciate by now, there are no jokes on AR, everything is personal, offensive and objectionable to a substantial segment of the members. I think it is primarily a function of too much coffee and not enough sex.
Yes, probably. The next thing you know there might be a frivolous lawsuit.
But what about the sex? Just askin...
Jeff
. . . that's what resulted in the lawsuit.
Mike
03 December 2013, 00:02
dogcatquote:
Originally posted by MJines:
I just wanted to have my own please delete post. I wanted to post something germane, but decided to just post a post that could be deleted. Please delete my deleted post. If my please delete post is not deleted then I intend to start a post on a hero worship topic suitable for deletion.
It is very hard to delete oneself because as some philosopher said, "I think, therefore, I am.".
You must prove you are not thinking in order to be thought of as "deleted" or "I am not".
Work on this please and report back to those of us who rely on deletes as a way on entertaining ourselves.
03 December 2013, 00:22
Bwana BundukiExcessive deletion may result in blindness....
03 December 2013, 00:25
SteveGlquote:
Originally posted by dogcat:
quote:
Originally posted by MJines: I just wanted to have my own please delete post. I wanted to post something germane, but decided to just post a post that could be deleted. Please delete my deleted post. If my please delete post is not deleted then I intend to start a post on a hero worship topic suitable for deletion.
It is very hard to delete oneself because as some philosopher said, "I think, therefore, I am.". You must prove you are not thinking in order to be thought of as "deleted" or "I am not". Work on this please and report back to those of us who rely on deletes as a way on entertaining ourselves.
Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says "Can I get you a beer?". Descartes replies "I think not!" ... and disappears ...
03 December 2013, 01:32
Winkquote:
Originally posted by SteveGl:
Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says "Can I get you a beer?". Descartes replies "I think not!" ... and disappears ...
Excellent! Any more of this and I'll let myself be talked into a flight to Dallas this January.
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03 December 2013, 01:42
AnotherAZWriterHere is one for our British friends...
Three fathers are in the hospital waiting to see their newborns. One was English, one was Welch, and one was Pakistani. Nurse comes into the room and says, "There has been some confusion; we mixed up the babies and don't know which one is yours. Would you please go into the nursery and find your baby?"
The Englishman walks straight over to the baby that is obviously Pakistani,picks it up, and starts to carry it away. The Pakistani yells, "Hey, don't you know that is my baby?"
Englishman looks back over his shoulder and says, "You are right, but I can't tell which of the other is two is Welch, so I am not taking any chances."
03 December 2013, 01:58
dogcatquote:
Originally posted by Wink:
quote:
Originally posted by SteveGl:
Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says "Can I get you a beer?". Descartes replies "I think not!" ... and disappears ...
Excellent! Any more of this and I'll let myself be talked into a flight to Dallas this January.
In Texas, we like to think of ourselves as sophistocated. This Descartes guy, is related to Jimmy Carter? If he is, he needs to stay in Georgia. Otherwise, he may be "ala carte", which may mean he likes to pick what he thinks from a menu... Or is he a Cartier guy, likes diamonds and other rocks?
Anyway, we have room for some solid thinking, but not too much..
Maybe I need to delete this post?
03 December 2013, 02:44
Dave FulsonHow dare anyone speak against Larry or Mike!!! I know these men, well!! Actually I ran into Mike at DSC at the hand dryer in the bathroom. Actually our elbows may have bumped at the urinal as well.
I can personally vouch for his integrity,hunting ethics, financial responsibility, job as a father, husband, and American. As I said, our elbows touched, so I know!!
As for Larry, he and I have traded emails, and I have spoke to him on the phone. He told me about his ram hunt and told me what his dogs name is. I also rode on an elevator with him once ( first to third floor I believe) Therefore, I know this man on a obviously deep level and am ready to vouch for him despite any reports of poor behavior on his part. Please do not bother me with facts, or even question these two angelic examples of mankind, as, I have stated, my deep understanding of their lives, families, business ethics, which all combined can leave no question of their future admission to sainthood.
Please DELETE anyone who does not agree with me about my support, warm feelings for, and complete dedication to Mike and Larry. After all I KNOW THESE GUYS!
Dave Fulson
03 December 2013, 02:58
TrophyShotPrintsquote:
Originally posted by Bwana Bunduki:
Excessive deletion may result in blindness....
03 December 2013, 03:09
Matt Grahamquote:
Originally posted by MJines:
You should appreciate by now, there are no jokes on AR, everything is personal, offensive and objectionable to a substantial segment of the members. I think it is primarily a function of too much coffee and not enough sex.
I resemble those remarks...
03 December 2013, 04:05
SteveGlquote:
Originally posted by dogcat:
quote:
Originally posted by Wink:
quote:
Originally posted by SteveGl:
Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says "Can I get you a beer?". Descartes replies "I think not!" ... and disappears ...
Excellent! Any more of this and I'll let myself be talked into a flight to Dallas this January.
In Texas, we like to think of ourselves as sophistocated. This Descartes guy, is related to Jimmy Carter? If he is, he needs to stay in Georgia. Otherwise, he may be "ala carte", which may mean he likes to pick what he thinks from a menu... Or is he a Cartier guy, likes diamonds and other rocks?
Anyway, we have room for some solid thinking, but not too much..
Maybe I need to delete this post?
You got that right;
sophistocated! ...
03 December 2013, 05:33
MJinesquote:
Originally posted by Dave Fulson:
Actually I ran into Mike at DSC at the hand dryer in the bathroom. Actually our elbows may have bumped at the urinal as well.
The elbow bump at the urinal was one thing, but it was the wink that I found deeply disturbing.
Mike
03 December 2013, 05:57
crbutlerDaaang....
You guys are gonna have to make me change my mind about lawyers and accountants....
And Texas....
03 December 2013, 06:08
Jerry HuffakerThis thread was going great until the hand drying ,elbow bumping urinal picture was thrust into my mind.
Jerry Huffaker
State, National and World Champion Taxidermist
03 December 2013, 06:16
jdollari fully expect to have nightmares tonight after reading the last dozen posts….
Vote Trump- Putin’s best friend…
To quote a former AND CURRENT Trumpiteer - DUMP TRUMP
03 December 2013, 07:07
Wendell Reichquote:
Originally posted by MJines:
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Fulson:
Actually I ran into Mike at DSC at the hand dryer in the bathroom. Actually our elbows may have bumped at the urinal as well.
The elbow bump at the urinal was one thing, but it was the wink that I found deeply disturbing.
I would like to delete my order for your undershorts.
It just got way too creepy up in here!
03 December 2013, 07:20
Texas Blue Devilquote:
Originally posted by larryshores:
Damn. It was pretty obvious to me that this was a joke.
Me too!!!
I laughed out loud.
I think MD needs to relax and lighten up a bit.
Go Duke!!
03 December 2013, 07:20
Texas Blue Devilquote:
Originally posted by Wendell Reich:
I wish I could delete that from my memory.
Wendell,
You asked for that one,…actually you begged for it.
Go Duke!!
03 December 2013, 12:48
Winkquote:
Originally posted by dogcat:
quote:
Originally posted by Wink:
quote:
Originally posted by SteveGl:
Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says "Can I get you a beer?". Descartes replies "I think not!" ... and disappears ...
Excellent! Any more of this and I'll let myself be talked into a flight to Dallas this January.
In Texas, we like to think of ourselves as sophistocated. This Descartes guy, is related to Jimmy Carter? If he is, he needs to stay in Georgia. Otherwise, he may be "ala carte", which may mean he likes to pick what he thinks from a menu... Or is he a Cartier guy, likes diamonds and other rocks?
Anyway, we have room for some solid thinking, but not too much..
Maybe I need to delete this post?
I suppose down there y'all debate the non-syllogistic counter argument to "Cogito ergo sum", which is of course "I don't think, but I'm still wrong". (Probably a Danish philosopher quote, no relation to Jimmy Carter). This could apply to Shootaway for example.
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AR, where the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history become the nattering nabobs of negativisim.
03 December 2013, 14:50
Rule 303I was doing well following this thread till just after the Life of brian quips then I lost it. Thunk I need another drink or to be deleted
03 December 2013, 16:41
boarkillerThis is rather comical post
Brings out the best out of us
What is this all about anyway?
Or Am I losing it?
" Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins.
When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar.
Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan
PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...
Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies...
Only fools hope to live forever
“ Hávamál”
03 December 2013, 16:48
MJinesIf you have to ask, then there is little chance that you would understand. Essentially it all comes down to, "uva uvam videndo varia fit".
Mike
03 December 2013, 17:18
SteveGlquote:
Originally posted by MJines:
If you have to ask, then there is little chance that you would understand. Essentially it all comes down to, "uva uvam videndo varia fit".
Vivendo; the videndo version is by Juvenal (not Gus). ...
03 December 2013, 17:21
MJinesWith so many critics and Latin scholars on AR, I decided to use the correct Latin version to avoid being flamed and toasted.
Mike
03 December 2013, 20:33
Winkquote:
Originally posted by Rule 303:
I was doing well following this thread till just after the Life of brian quips then I lost it. Thunk I need another drink or to be deleted
This would be "Bibo ergo sum".
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AR, where the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history become the nattering nabobs of negativisim.
03 December 2013, 21:36
dogcatquote:
Originally posted by MJines:
If you have to ask, then there is little chance that you would understand. Essentially it all comes down to, "uva uvam videndo varia fit".
THere you go speaking Espanol again...
03 December 2013, 21:51
fairgamequote:
Originally posted by Bwana Bunduki:
Excessive deletion may result in blindness....
After 5 days of deletions you get a weakend.
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04 December 2013, 09:55
boarkillerYou guys are giving me headache
I'm going hunting
" Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins.
When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar.
Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan
PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...
Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies...
Only fools hope to live forever
“ Hávamál”
04 December 2013, 13:27
Rustyquote:
Originally posted by MacD37:
quote:
Originally posted by MJines:
Gee, perhaps you need to release a little tension on the rubber band, seems to be wound a little tight. Perhaps you have a hard time recognizing or appreciating satire. Have a drink.
................
Rusty
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05 December 2013, 07:38
ledvmquote:
Originally posted by dogcat:
quote:
Originally posted by MJines:
If you have to ask, then there is little chance that you would understand. Essentially it all comes down to, "uva uvam videndo varia fit".
THere you go speaking Espanol again...
Eliminar este escrito por favor!!!
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05 December 2013, 13:49
Rule 303quote:
Originally posted by Wink:
quote:
Originally posted by Rule 303:
I was doing well following this thread till just after the Life of brian quips then I lost it. Thunk I need another drink or to be deleted
This would be "Bibo ergo sum".
Sounds Greek to me.
Translation please
05 December 2013, 16:20
MJinesquote:
Originally posted by Rule 303:
quote:
Originally posted by Wink:
quote:
Originally posted by Rule 303:
I was doing well following this thread till just after the Life of brian quips then I lost it. Thunk I need another drink or to be deleted
This would be "Bibo ergo sum".
Translation please
"Drink to exist".
Mike