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Originally posted by JudgeG:
Balla Balla:

Let's just drop the age requirement and make the determining factors as follows:

1. Your prostrate must be enlarged 20%, or
2. Your heart was broken when Vioxx was taken off the market, or
3. You owe over 50K on your grandchildren's college tuition because the guy your daughter shacked up with hauled ass, or
4. You've already gotten a Harley, cowboy boots, a girlfriend 20 years younger than you, or
5. Alimony payments each year would pay for a 21 day safari in Botswana, or
6. You really listened to Bob Dole when he advertised Viagra, or
7. You remember Edmund Musky crying about his wife, or
8. Winky Dink and You was your favorite T.V. program, or
9. You've ever heard an operator say, "Number, please" and when you gave the 3 or 4 digit number, the operator recognized your voice asked why you weren't school, or
10. You remember the name of that lighted "tube" that surrounded a Sylvania t.v., or
8. You saw the Everly Brothers perform on Ed Sullivan in their Marine dress blues and went out and bought a 45 r.p.m. of "Wake Up, Little Susie", or
9. You delivered your local newspaper on a bicycle
10. You got drafted, or "dodged" the draft by joining up, or
11. You got a Lone Ranger costume for Christmas, or
12. You once believed anything that Eward R. Morrow said, or
13. You bought a mail order rifle, or
14. You saw Jimmy Demerrit play golf in bright green pants (and also know what type a doctor he was), or
15. You cried when the Dogers went to L.A., or
16. You know what L.S.M.F.T means (and extra if you remember the Loose Straps Means Flopping Titties, joke), or
17. You used to watch the Gary Moore Show when you got home from school and saw him introduce Carol Burnett for the first time, or
18. Your house had only one window a/c unit in the den and everybody used to gather therein to watch Gunsmoke and Paladin (in black and white, of course), or
19. You were in highschool before you ever saw a taco (this is for folks west of the Mississippi), or
20. You were over 20 years-old when you saw your first marijuana cigarette, or
21. You remember when Truman relieved the American Shogun, or
22. On a family road trip, you slept in that little shelf between the back window and the back seat, or
23. You went fishing with a veteran of WWI, or
24. Your first sexual experience was in the backseat of a 55 Chevy, or
24. Your mother sent you to the store with a quarter for a pack of Camels, or
25. You bought a pre-64 Winchester, new in pre-64, or
26. You were over 15 when you saw your first Japanese car, or
27. You finished high school before you saw a refrigerator with a separate freezer compartment and your mother called the whole thing an icebox, anyway, or
28. Your father voted against Windell Wilkey, or
29. You didn't go to the picture show in the summertime because of polio scares, or
30. You played highschool football without a face guard, or
31, Your dad proudly brought home a new Edsel

and finally

and finally,

32. You really, really wanted to be a Mouseketeer so you could have a chance to bang Annette

Any other qualications...

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Originally posted by Balla Balla:
Old Timers



1) ELEPHANT RIDES:

Allow around $100-$120 max per person / minimum of 2 .... That will cover the excursion which is a few hours duration and you can swim with the elephants as well at the dam

quote:

Originally posted by JudgeG:
Balla Balla:

Let's just drop the age requirement and make the determining factors as follows:


8. Winky Dink and You was your favorite T.V. program

Any other qualications...

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Originally posted by jhaney:
You're right Judge. What may Annette so hot?
Jim