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A man was on holiday in Kenya. While he was walking through the bush, he came across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot. As carefully and as gently as he could he removed the thorn and the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen -- thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. For years after, the man remembered the elephant and the events of that day. One day the man was walking through the zoo with his son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they are standing at the rail. It stared at him and the man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him. The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him. Different elephant. --------  www.zonedar.com If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning DRSS C&H 475 NE -------- | ||
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Subject: How smart are you? > > > You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side > is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at > the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping > kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion > running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do > to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? > > > If you do not know, scroll down to see answer below. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round! | |||
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30ott6 Who said this is a sad ending.I think it represents a grand prize winner in the next Darwin Awards.Everyone loves a winner. Gary Alford-My name is Mike Pickering,grew up in Baker.Brothers Bobby,Roy and Doug.You are an old Baker boy,right? We seldom get to choose But I've seen them go both ways And I would rather go out in a blaze of glory Than to slowly rot away! | |||
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Mickey - That was funny! "There are worse memorials to a life well-lived than a pair of elephant tusks." Robert Ruark | |||
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