There were several exciting developments at SCI this year that I felt obliged to pass along. First, legendary Scandinavian hunter Sven Johannsen has booked with Charlton McCallum. Swen's eyesight is not what it once was, but what he lacks in poor eyesight he more than makes up with halitosis. There will be more posted about this exciting development later.



Second, Charlton McCallum have engaged one of the leading advertising firms that does Super Bowl commercials to assist them in marketing. One of the ad firm's first efforts was the development of new business cards for the team. It will be interesting to see if other outfitters follow this new advertising trend.

MY EYES MY EYES !!!!!!!

Thats just wrong.

Ain't right....just sayin...

Jeff

Mike - you made my day! Though it may take me a couple days to get over the blindness. I just hope it is temporary.

That sure makes watching Buzz's videos more difficult. Can't unsee that.

Mike ,
you owe me a new key board i just ruined this one spitting coffee all over it ANDthey kicked me out of starbucks for rolling on the floor laughing but the police were nice they did not pepper spray me or anything.

What you guys laughing at? That ivory is awesome

Any chance you will be modeling that at the range this summer, Mike?

Mike - I "some how" came by one of those cards on day one? But, after throwing Wendell under the bus, I figured I would let someone else handle this one.

Awesome!!!

You are a brave man Mike......Thanks for the laugh.

But remember...paybacks are hell!

Eye Candy Alert!!!

This is not it!!!

Aaron, I hope you are not going to Africa this year as you have "exposed" a couple of guys that will likely want to pay you back.

Pondoro Taylor has risen from the grave for a crack at those tusk(s).

Yipes!!

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Originally posted by dogcat:
Eye Candy Alert!!!

This is not it!!!

Aaron, I hope you are not going to Africa this year as you have "exposed" a couple of guys that will likely want to pay you back.

Well, really only Wendell - but he's harmless!

Big tusks, small trunk...

Are you sure the tusks are the "crack" Pondoro really wants?
In all decency...hmmm...not a phrase to use on this topic.

Does that photo comply with AR policy?

You boys are not right!

OMG I just about peed my pants whilst having breakfast,

Buzz, me mate, this reeks of payback, '

And , one thing they have to remember, that in Africa, you d not piss the guy off incharge of your bowel movements( ie the cook)

Mike, you really should post a warning in the title...I fear that image has been burned into my brain.

There was a limited supply of cards on hand, but everyone I know that had one made up for the lack of quantity by showing the card to everyone they encountered, including rank strangers.

Well done RJ and BC.

Who's next? Myles?

That Buzzer... ever so stylish!


Mike, my friend, you are probably going on a long stalk in a buffalo bean patch for that one.

Bet we will not be seeing this at Go Daddy!

Is that thong on backwards?

Mike likes the thongs with an opening in the back. I'm going to have nightmares now.

Just woken up jet- lagged at 3 am in Dubai and thought I would see whats happening on AR! Man oh man - not a pleasant sight if I may say so myself and certainly wont be possible to go back to sleep after seeing that!

I do feel that I need to clarify a point here about the “green Mankini” incase one should think that there may be some other similarities between “pondoro” Taylor and myself other then the love of hunting elephant and or that I might have a tendency to like cross dressing!

The pic is a result of a lost bet with Rob Jolly regarding tusk size! I always honour my bets and had the choice of snivelling around embarrassed or going out there and “strutting the strut” which is what I did- much to my trackers and camp staffs great embarrassment! Considering this happened over two year ago I am surprised it had taken this long to surface!

What I can say is that yes Mr Jines we are in for a few “dreaded dreadful death marches!” and revenge is best “served cold”! By the way, also for the record, the Pic was taken on a very cold winters day!


The “Swen elephant hunt” that’s a whole other story- very amusing Rob congrats and not surprising that the pretty girls selling SCI life membership ran away from you!

There's Jamison with his buffs, Perceival smoking a pipe sitting next to a fire with Papa, Wally JOhnson and his massive Ele's, Taylor and Ali, Selby and Ruark...and then there is Buzz and his mankini...imagine what the anti-hunting crowd will say...hell, they'll probably be knocking down your door.

As far as the cold, yes, the tusks do look like they've shrunk a bit...

Best...

Guys don't laugh, chicks dig the Buzzkini, check out this pict of Buzz (note the clever disguise)

Uh, you mean that picture wasn't photo shopped?

Oh Buzz that is a classic sorry to say but I can only hope you loose another bet and we end up seeing you in this outfit on one of your DVD's guiding I client.....harsh but hell it would worth a thousand laughs

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Buzz, sweetie, my you have changed over the last few years!



EWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Conservative ladies will have to be guided by Alan or Myles.

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Originally posted by Buzz Charlton:
What I can say is that yes Mr Jines we are in for a few “dreaded dreadful death marches!” and revenge is best “served cold”!

What! I am an innocent victim. I was trying to be a good marketing man for you and Myles, and this is the thanks I get. Sheesh.

[The card was not my doing, as much as I would like to claim credit for it.]

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, the Pic was taken on a very cold winters day!

Sure it was cold!!!

Just for the record Buzz I had nothing to do with those business cards and I am somewhat affronted that you should think that I would ever stoop so low. I am also surprised and very disappointed that someone with Mike Jines’ obvious impeccable character would expose his friend to such intimate public scrutiny.
I can however confirm that I did take the photograph when Buzz was man enough (photographic evidence??) to stand on ( well obviously not !!) as a forfeit for a lost bet. The photographs were only shown to Buzz’s closest confidants and I don’t know who the low down dog is who would expose them to public release.
As someone who was actually present I can also confirm that it was winter time and that I am happy to accept Buzz’s assurance that contrary to the rumours currently circulating there were no rolled up socks used in the making of this film.
As a final point, I can confirm that I do have several other photographs in different poses taken at the same time and that in the light of recent events I will exercise full due diligence in their safe keeping.
Rob

…………and I thought macular degeneration was what was causing me to go blind! However, I think seeing things like that picture did more damage to my eyesight!

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Unfortunately CMS has been lured into thinking that the time tested marketing ploy that "sex sells" is easy. It isn't and obviously this desparate attempt fell short. There is also rumor that there was some sock stuffing going on here. From my back channeling with Myles he is now scrambling to do damage control to save the integrity and rep of his once respectable organization.

My wife’s comment was, “ Enough already, leave the poor guy alone! He has still got my vote for TOP BANANA in the GOOD SPORT CATEGORY! “

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Originally posted by RickCap:
........ From my back channeling with Myles ........

One of those nice hanging curve balls that someone needs to knock outta the park



I do admire when a man pays his debts though.

Buzz,

My wife asked a while back, why I like hunting with CMS so much. After seeing that mankini, I had some explaining to do!!

She said with views like that, she's coming with next time! Especially if you wear that thing in the field!

To publicly expose someone's fetishes is simply not cricket!

Buzz seems to have the model's pose and stand with the legs just right down pat too.

Been practising?