This is not about African hunting but it certainly is Africa. I know you'll all have a chuckle in any case....
I read another report that said she was paid a million pounds, given a smart car and a farm. Makes one wonder....

Zimbabwe: Witchdoctor Sent to Prison for Duping Mugabe

Kitsepile Nyathi

30 September 2010


Harare — A witchdoctor who misled Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe's entire Cabinet into believing that petroleum was oozing from a rock has been jailed for 27 months.

President Mugabe went to the extent of setting up a Cabinet committee to investigate how the country could benefit from the "discovery" after Rottina Mavhunga claimed to have discovered refined diesel at a mountainous area.

Mavhunga hosted several ministerial delegations at her shrine and was paid thousands of dollars as she sent the government on a wild goose chase. She cleverly exploited a fuel shortage that had gripped Zimbabwe for more than five years.

A magistrate in Chinhoyi, about 100km from Harare, said the witchdoctor deserved a custodial sentence as the government had channelled money to her fake project and which was now lost.

"The court cannot be faulted for saying that the offences were premeditated and diligently executed.

"Many people became gullible owing to the crisis the country was under and accepted an unknown phenomenon.


"The accused lied to the nation for self-actualisation and personal benefit. Your trickery brought despondency in the nation during a dry period," the magistrate said while passing sentence.

Mavhunga blamed the diesel claim on spirit possession. She said she does not know if the diesel exists.

The government later discovered that Mavhunga and her accomplices were drawing diesel from tanks left by a white commercial farmer who lost his farm during President Mugabe's controversial land reforms.

Mugabe's close ally and Zimbabwe's registrar-general, Mr Tobaiwa Mudede, who allegedly sheltered Mavhunga when she was being sought by police, was also criticised.

Mavhunga faces another charge after she allegedly exchanged a stone weighing 18kg, claiming it was gold, for a cow.

Funny but true...I have a Witch Doctor License to practice around here someplace, and yes its real..It is written out in long hand and its a hoot to read..I also have some prescriptions he wrote, and thats a kick also.

Mugabe shouldn't imprison this witch doctor; he should make her a minister in his government!

She can lie, cheat and steal on a national scale, so she is clearly qualified for the job.

CNBC reports that Obama has just employed her as his new petroleum/hydrocarbon czar.

Weindell/ Marty +1

I dont suppose it dawned on any of them that "refined" diesel or gasoline just just pop out of the ground?

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Originally posted by Mike Smith:
I dont suppose it dawned on any of them that "refined" diesel or gasoline just just pop out of the ground?

Come on Mike!

That would require logic and reason!!!

And some people wonder why they are in the shitter.

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Originally posted by jeff h:
And some people wonder why they are in the shitter.

So true

. . an african potatoes and beetroot cures AIDs. . genuine especially if you take a shower. . .

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Originally posted by leopards valley safaris:


. . an african potatoes and beetroot cures AIDs. . genuine especially if you take a shower. . .

No need to cure it, read a full size billboard in Harare that stated circumcision prevents aids.

The true story, according to the Standard newspaper.

http://www.thestandard.co.zw/l...-the-true-story.html

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